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Newbies wanted ! Ive got an itch that needs to be scratched.:sneaky:

Us oldies but goodies don't scratch you enough the right way?:wah:

You know my tricks, I need some fresh blood !

Ah, the Mighty Hunter is coming out in you...................

I didnt just fall off the rutebaga truck ya know...I can tell when Im being mocked ! :p

Run, Newbies.....RUN!!!!!!! :wah:

Can I apply for the position?

Far Rider wrote: ahahaha you lookin fer an apprentice? ahahaha Can you give us a list of qualifications?


Yeh Nomad...we need a job description...the full works...

chonsigirl wrote: Can I apply for the position?






No. Im simply not capable of unleashing Nomad-ness upon you. Thats your fault. You made me love you so now you have to live with it. Sorry.

k.... as a newbie....what are you talking about?

Nomad wrote: No. Im simply not capable of unleashing Nomad-ness upon you. Thats your fault. You made me love you so now you have to live with it. Sorry.


Nomad-ness......luv it...mmmmm....what is it exactly ???

Azrayel wrote: k.... as a newbie....what are you talking about?


What is it ?.....Is that what your asking ? pffft.....uh you know just stuff

I'm a newbie but not as new as Azrayel, and I dont get it, but if I scratch your itch will you tell me

l.plates wrote: I'm a newbie but not as new as Azrayel, and I dont get it, but if I scratch your itch will you tell me


WARNING....don't scratch his 'itch'....

l.plates wrote: I'm a newbie but not as new as Azrayel, and I dont get it, but if I scratch your itch will you tell me
but you are newer than me. Look at the post count. I'm beating you by a couple posts!!!

SnoozeControl wrote: I'm newer than you. I wonder if he'd accept a scratch from me.












yes

I'm a member now...so I'm not a newbie...right?

Azrayel wrote: I'm a member now...so I'm not a newbie...right?


On the contrary Az. Just consider it an initiation, rites of passage, an inaugural induction into Nomadness. Everyone has to go through it. After Ive entered your mind and done some tinkering, a little fine tuning you will be good as new !

No worries...:sneaky:

Nomad wrote: On the contrary Az. Just consider it an initiation, rites of passage, an inaugural induction into Nomadness. Everyone has to go through it. After Ive entered your mind and done some tinkering, a little fine tuning you will be good as new !

No worries...:sneaky:
k...I'm game...just have no clue what I'm game with.

Azrayel wrote: k...I'm game...just have no clue what I'm game with.




Thats your 1st mistake. This is not a game. Im a mad scientist and if need be Ill turn you into a newt. I have no problem with that. So far your doing fine though. Heres your 1st assignment. Private message babyrider and tell her if you ever run into her you will kick her moto-guzzy over, then get back to me. Let me know how that went. Ill be working on assignment # 2 for you.



I almost forgot and this is important...she likes to be called -->cuddles<--it makes her feel all warm and fuzzy inside

done.

Well okee dokee then...very good. Lets give that one time to settle and then we will move on. Your a good newbie *pat pat*

Well done Az ! I couldnt be prouder if you were my own !

Assignment # 2- Contact Flopstock. You could start a thread.

You could ask her to explain the principles of flying brooms, does she pee standing up ? How many children does she eat for breakfast ?

Be creative. Lets see how you do. So far your showing great potential. Keep it up !

Azrayel wrote: k...I'm game...just have no clue what I'm game with.


You're gonna REGRET it !!!!:D

done. look for the new thread!!!

Azzy, do you mind if I call you Azzy, makes me feel like were bonding you have to start the thread.....oh I dont know chit chat ?

Nomad wrote: Well done Az ! I couldnt be prouder if you were my own !

Assignment # 2- Contact Flopstock. You could start a thread.

You could ask her to explain the principles of flying brooms, does she pee standing up ? How many children does she eat for breakfast ?

Be creative. Lets see how you do. So far your showing great potential. Keep it up !
never said where the thread had to be started. and you said I "could" ask those questions, which I decided not to so I asked her to just say hi. Which part of the original rules did I not follow? Oh by the way Az is fine. I heard you like the name gonad, could I call you that if we are bonding....

So you have a clear understanding of the initiation process, you need to earn 5 *. You have 1 * as of this moment. After you have obtained 5 * you will be a full fledged member and immune to Nomadic torment. This is your ultimate goal. :-6

Azrayel wrote: never said where the thread had to be started. and you said I "could" ask those questions, which I decided not to so I asked her to just say hi. Which part of the original rules did I not follow? Oh by the way Az is fine. I heard you like the name gonad, could I call you that if we are bonding....




Im sensing mutiny Azzy....this isnt how it has to go down.

Someone has been pm-ing you ! Admin !!! turn this members pm machine off please ? Its disrupting the natural flow of things !!!

*az withdraws application* I don't need acceptence by one by p*ssing off the masses.

All in fun Az.

Highest regards, Gonad. :p

LOL!!! always!!! azzy.

Aw, get a room!

Bez wrote: WARNING....don't scratch his 'itch'....


Warning taken, but still