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It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he was still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Now that got a rise out of me. thanks for that! :wah:

LOL! Bad isnt it?:yh_laugh

:wah: That was cute!

Do you think sending butter sculpture to the funeral would have been in bad taste?

Only if it was lowfat! LOL! dont get me started on the flours!:wah:

Raven wrote: Only if it was lowfat! LOL! dont get me started on the flours!:wah:


I heard he *doughnated* his *dough-balls and nuts* to someone in knead.

His last wish was to have BUTTER spread all over.

LOL. That was very good.

Raven wrote: Only if it was lowfat! LOL! dont get me started on the flours!:wah::wah: A bouquet of flours?? Smells like bread!

tickled to death!

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I heard he *doughnated* his *dough-balls and nuts* to someone in knead.

His last wish was to have BUTTER spread all over.

tmbsgrl wrote: Hahaha!! That was so funny. Mind if I steal it and email it to people!That's original so don't plagiarize. :wah:



Kidding. Broadcast away!

This just in:



Rumor has it he succumbed to a yeast infection.

This is irreverent blasphemy ! Take these foul words to the trash please. The dough boy lives and I can prove it, hes right down the road at Pillsbury headquarters. This is negligent and harmful rumor mongering and I wont have it !

Nomad wrote: This is irreverent blasphemy ! Take these foul words to the trash please. The dough boy lives and I can prove it, hes right down the road at Pillsbury headquarters. This is negligent and harmful rumor mongering and I wont have it !


I quote the ever wise and worldly Homer Simpson

"Dough"

tmbsgrl wrote: Hahaha!! That was so funny. Mind if I steal it and email it to people!
you go right ahead sweety. email away!

I quote the ever wise and worldly Homer Simpson

"Dough"


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