My new Living Will...........
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:23 am
:wah: That's a good one!
New Living Will Form
I, ________Sunny__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______a Coffee
______a Beer
______a Jim Beam Black Label
______a Steak
______a Football Scores
______a The remote control
______a Bowl of cereal
______a The sports page,
______a Sex
ALL of the above...
it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
Signature: _____Sunny______________________
WITNESS: ______Clipper_____________________
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