Its evaluation time
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:46 pm
These are performance evaluations
Recognize anyone ?
"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has
started to dig."
"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."
"I would not allow this employee to breed."
"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a
trap."
"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
them"
"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all
together."
"He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless."
"He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
"I would like to go hunting with him sometime."
"He's been working with glue too much."
"He would argue with a signpost."
"He has a knack for making strangers immediately."
"He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
"When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
"A prime candidate for natural deselection."
"Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
"If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
"It's hard to believe he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg."
"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargles."
Recognize anyone ?
"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has
started to dig."
"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."
"I would not allow this employee to breed."
"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a
trap."
"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
them"
"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all
together."
"He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless."
"He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
"I would like to go hunting with him sometime."
"He's been working with glue too much."
"He would argue with a signpost."
"He has a knack for making strangers immediately."
"He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
"When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
"A prime candidate for natural deselection."
"Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
"If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
"It's hard to believe he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg."
"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargles."
NOT!!!!!