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We all make a story with the posters here as characters. Each poster adds one or two sentences. The next poster takes up where the last left off...simple!

Once upon a time, Far Rider was walking in the forest, when suddenly...

Once upon a time, Far Rider was walking in the forest, when suddenly...

He heard a sound behind the trees in front of him.

as he turned, a gigantic pink and purple polka-dotted gorilla jumped out at him! Quickly he called for Aussie Pam to bring him his guns...

Jives wrote: as he turned, a gigantic pink and purple polka-dotted gorilla jumped out at him! Quickly he called for Aussie Pam to bring him his guns...


and she came flying in on her skis yelling "This damn well better be important, FAR! The powder was great and the guide was just about to......

show me how to jump off a cliff and hang glide to the bottom! But Far replied, "Quick! This gorilla is about to eat me! Give me my revolvers! Just then, the gorilla....

Jives wrote: show me how to jump off a cliff and hang glide to the bottom! But Far replied, "Quick! This gorilla is about to eat me! Give me my revolvers! Just then, the gorilla....


pounded his chest and looked warily back and forth between FAR and Aussie Pam. Slowly he started circling behind FAR and ....

...Far yelled, "There's no time!" and he tackled the gorilla! The gorilla thrashed at first and then he suddenly began to sing! The gorilla started singing the Star Spangled Banner! Far was amazed so he...

SOJOURNER wrote: pounded his chest and looked warily back and forth between FAR and Aussie Pam. Slowly he started circling behind FAR and ....


grunting loudly. All of a sudden the gorilla let outa very loud SNEEEEZE!

Far had heard that highly distinctive sneeze before and he remembered that he had been dancing on the bar at Bothwell's at the time and wearing Minks' underwear!

Far let out a long, slow sigh of relief and said..." Is that you hiding inside that gigantic pink and purple polka-dotted gorilla suit, Nomad, you wombat?" :wah:

And sure enough, the gorilla suit unzipped and out popped Nomad!! "You got me, Far! Now let's do some tap-dancing!" But before they could tap dance for long, a UFO came buzzing over the trees and...

Jives wrote: ...Far yelled, "There's no time!" and he tackled the gorilla! The gorilla thrashed at first and then he suddenly began to sing! The gorilla started singing the Star Spangled Banner! Far was amazed so he...


joined in! He realised Nomad was still pickled from last night at Bothwells!

...And as he sang....Far wondered whom Nomad had swapped Minks' underwer with, to end up in this slightly bizarre gigantic pink and purple polka-dotted gorilla suit, which was at least two sizes too small and showed Nomads tattoo of the world (which he kept specially for the ladies to plot their holiday destinations on.....



:wah: :wah: :wah:

Rapunzel wrote: Nomads tattoo of the world (which he kept specially for the ladies to plot their holiday destinations on.....




Now that Nomad was a bit naughty, because he liked the ladies with the nice soft hands who delicately touched all the places they had visited on his map....... :rolleyes:

however, he wasn't so keen on the other types of ladies who liked to stick pins in maps!!! :-5 :wah:

As Far was looking, he suddenly realized that there was a big black hole where Brazil should be!!! So he quickly called ladycop on the cellphone to report it! Ladycop replied....:wah:

Jives wrote: As Far was looking, he suddenly realized that there was a big black hole where Brazil should be!!! So he quickly called ladycop on the cellphone to report it! Ladycop replied....:wah:
"You arse!" "I'll come save your hinney....do you want me to bring the crazy glue or mortar mix this time?":rolleyes: And Nomad replied.... :wah:

Jives wrote: As Far was looking, he suddenly realized that there was a big black hole where Brazil should be!!! So he quickly called ladycop on the cellphone to report it! Ladycop replied....


hmmm....isn't Brazil where the nuts come from??

Find the nuts...and you find Brazil!!! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

(This is getting very cheeky!!! hehehe )

Doh! I keep getting crossed threads! :-5

Makes a change from crossed eyes I suppose! :rolleyes:

Rapunzel wrote: Doh! I keep getting crossed threads! :-5


Don't worry that happens in these kinds of threads, we just roll with it like this:

...So Ladycop located the Brazillian nuts and superglued the nuts to the Brazillian black hole! with his "Brazillian hole" sealed, Nomad began to inflate! As he inflated, he began to rise off the ground, so Ladycop and Far Rider....

Jives wrote: Don't worry that happens in these kinds of threads, we just roll with it like this:

...So Ladycop located the Brazillian nuts and superglued the nuts to the Brazillian black hole! with his "Brazillian hole" sealed, Nomad began to inflate! As he inflated, he began to rise off the ground, so Ladycop and Far Rider....


grabbed hold of his shoelaces and tied them together. Then they took FAR's belt and looped it over the tied laces so that they could skip out of the forest with Nomad in tow. Unbeknownst to them, flying high in the sky and looking down at Nomad was.........

Jives wrote: Don't worry that happens in these kinds of threads, we just roll with it like this:

...So Ladycop located the Brazillian nuts and superglued the nuts to the Brazillian black hole! with his "Brazillian hole" sealed, Nomad began to inflate! As he inflated, he began to rise off the ground, so Ladycop and Far Rider....


Thanks Jives! Whew! *wipes sweat from brow* Saved!

And... I'm REALLY sorry to have to lower the tone....I tried SO hard not to!

But I absolutely CANNOT resist...........

Nomad began to inflate! As he inflated, he began to rise off the ground, so Ladycop and Far Rider....

realised they would have to shoot him down, before he became a hazard to passing air traffic!

Ladycop pulled out her gun and took careful aim, trying only to deflate poor Nomad, without causing serious harm!

Unfortunately, Nomad was by now so hugely overinflated, that the bullet caused him to "POP" (or should that be "Poop"?) loudly!! Creating a meteor shower over the heads of LC and Far.

Now I can't tell you what the meteor shower consisted of.....because you've probably just eaten, and the visual imagery would just totally turn your stomachs......... :p

However, lets just say that that was how LC and Far came to invent nut chocolate......

And now LC and Far are actually two multi-millionaires who are sunning themselves on a reclusive Hawaiian beach ........and are not really who they claim to be at all! :wah:

johnkellycrossland wrote: BUT LC sat on far, killed him and then went for a guilt cleansing swim and was consumed over a period of several days by great white sharks, (plenty to eat) and it was noted and the "feast of northshore"


became a tale passed down thru the generations of the Gardeners. Hearing of this terrible and cruel act, Jives rents his clothing and screams into the four winds....

SnoozeControl wrote: and then decides he would've made more money by selling his clothes out right.


So off he stomps to find Snooze to see if he can get his clothes back, but Snooze is wise to him and hides behind .............

johnkellycrossland wrote: BUT LC sat on far, killed him and then went for a guilt cleansing swim and was consumed over a period of several days by great white sharks, (plenty to eat) and it was noted and the "feast of northshore"oh look, moverguy is back. not for long i'm sure. :rolleyes:

SOJOURNER wrote: So off he stomps to find Snooze to see if he can get his clothes back, but Snooze is wise to him and hides behind .............
Clipper cause she knows he is big and strong, after all a guy who eats hungry man special breakfasts has to be a champion, she peers round Clipper to see.................

...and hides behind, Babyrider's motorcycle! BR, not realizing that snooze is there, begins to drive away. But snooze suddenly jumps out from behind the motorcycle causing BR to veer the bike into......

Jives wrote: ...and hides behind, Babyrider's motorcycle! BR, not realizing that snooze is there, begins to drive away. But snooze suddenly jumps out from behind the motorcycle causing BR to veer the bike into......


sowwy bows out and waits turn

Jives wrote: ...and hides behind, Babyrider's motorcycle! BR, not realizing that snooze is there, begins to drive away. But snooze suddenly jumps out from behind the motorcycle causing BR to veer the bike into......


Clancy, who was waiting to take the clothes from Snooze. After cursing the clothing mongers, Snooze and Clancy, BR gets back on her back and rides off to tell Bullet her story. Snooze and Clancy proceed on down the road in search of....

a pub!

They find one and go in to order a drink. Suddenly they realize that the pub is full of...

midgets, there for a munchkin reunion. clancy and snooze are tarred and feathered when they suggest a dwarf-tossing competition, they barely escape with their lives into sherwood forest where they encounter robin hood and his merry men!

lady cop wrote: midgets, there for a munchkin reunion. clancy and snooze are tarred and feathered when they suggest a dwarf-tossing competition, they barely escape with their lives into sherwood forest where they encounter robin hood and his merry men!


Robin hood was actually Accountable sporting some tight tights. Acc let Snooze and Clancy stay if only they.........

Far Rider wrote: ...Meanwhile Snoozer and Acc, realizing their long lust for each other....


race into each others arms and they smother each other in hurried, frantic kisses. The steam rises from them and suddenly Snooze pulls apart and ......

SnoozeControl wrote: I don't wanna be in this story anymore, please.


Okay, says the GENI. You are out of here! Let's just plop Lil~Basco in here and continue on......................

SOJOURNER wrote: Okay, says the GENI. You are out of here! Let's just plop Lil~Basco in here and continue on......................
race into each others arms and they smother each other in hurried, frantic kisses. The steam rises from them and suddenly Snooze pulls apart and ......

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runs frantically towards Lil~Basco where she awaits for snooze to jump into the Jeep and they speed off into the forest blazing their own trail as they go. Snooze is sooooo relieved to be taken out of the situation she was in. :p Suddenly, Acc eyes Sojourner leaning against a large tree looking bewildered. He approaches Sojo and............

...gives her a cake! Little does she know it is a magical cake. As she eats the cake, she begins to grow! She grow and grows, towering over the trees! Then she....

Jives wrote: ...gives her a cake! Little does she know it is a magical cake. As she eats the cake, she begins to grow! She grow and grows, towering over the trees! Then she....


reaches down to the speeding Jeep and plucks Lil-Basco's and Snooze from the moving vehicle and puts Basco into a sack which she shakes as she yells: "Where are you going?! You can't leave me like this!!!!!!! You have got to do something to help me! Think woman! Help me, NOW!! Snooze scampers off into the forest and Basco shrieks loudly as the sack ...........

SOJOURNER wrote: reaches down to the speeding Jeep and plucks Lil-Basco's and Snooze from the moving vehicle and puts Basco into a sack which she shakes as she yells: "Where are you going?! You can't leave me like this!!!!!!! You have got to do something to help me! Think woman! Help me, NOW!! Snooze scampers off into the forest and Basco shrieks loudly as the sack ...........


as the sack...... shaking rattles her teeth. "SOJO!" she squeals, "please please stop shaking me, my eyeballs are clattering around loosely in my head" Realizing this is a bad idea just in the nick of time. Sojo dumps Lil B onto a bed of moss and........

...the moss gives way and Sojo falls into a mine shaft! Getting up and dusting off, Sojo looks around to see a race of midgets! The midgets believe Sojo is a divine entity and begin worshipping at Sojo's feet. So Sojo tells them....

Jives wrote: ...the moss gives way and Sojo falls into a mine shaft! Getting up and dusting off, Sojo looks around to see a race of midgets! The midgets believe Sojo is a divine entity and begin worshipping at Sojo's feet. So Sojo tells them....


We need to build a tower. A very large, tall tower that reaches up to the sky........ The midgets are so excited to be able to do something for the great SOJO that they begin immediately by delegating the various work projects to begin tower. SoJo smiles benevelently down upon the midgets and ........

SOJOURNER wrote: We need to build a tower. A very large, tall tower that reaches up to the sky........ The midgets are so excited to be able to do something for the great SOJO that they begin immediately by delegating the various work projects to begin tower. SoJo smiles benevelently down upon the midgets and ........
Claps her hands in delight as she watch's her minions build her empire. She tells them she would like tower big enough to house a sprawling ranch for Far Rider, and another filled with books aplenty for Jives and Chonsi and MrsK and all her other teacher friends, she suggests a room full of gadgets, and doo dads, and contraptions for Nomad to keep him from being bored, and for ACC she would like them to construct.............

minks wrote: Claps her hands in delight as she watch's her minions build her empire. She tells them she would like tower big enough to house a sprawling ranch for Far Rider, and another filled with books aplenty for Jives and Chonsi and MrsK and all her other teacher friends, she suggests a room full of gadgets, and doo dads, and contraptions for Nomad to keep him from being bored, and for ACC she would like them to construct.............


a padded room.

Sheryl wrote: a padded room.
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For ACC to interrogate the ramble rousers in the minions, for as everyone knows ACC is the ...........

SOJOURNER wrote: ]

For ACC to interrogate the ramble rousers in the minions, for as everyone knows ACC is the ...........
Romeo of the dance floor. He starts playing those ivorys like no other. He starts getting everyone into the groove of his music and........

Lil~Basco wrote: Romeo of the dance floor. He starts playing those ivorys like no other. He starts getting everyone into the groove of his music and........


all the little midgets begin to dance........... "No, no shouts SoJo. You have work to do. I must get out of this hole............... Bascooooooooooooo!!! Are you up there? Please help me get...............

SOJOURNER wrote: all the little midgets begin to dance........... "No, no shouts SoJo. You have work to do. I must get out of this hole............... Bascooooooooooooo!!! Are you up there? Please help me get...............
the lil guys in uniform for the two step. Ready.......whooooo hooooo! Just then, Far Rider appears.............

Lil~Basco wrote: the lil guys in uniform for the two step. Ready.......whooooo hooooo! Just then, Far Rider appears.............


and he yells at Basco to help SoJo. Why ever would you let her down there with those midgets. Don't you know that at night they turn into cannibals!!!!!!!! Now get moving and help me. I'll hold your ankles and lower you over the side. SoJo you grab Basco's hands and I will..........