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:yh_rotfl Brilliant!!



Especially No 4!!



So how do you explain women snoring if they lay on their backs!!

WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails

parties)



I wish people would tell me this stuff !

that's pretty good Clip. i hope you don't mind, but i "borrowed" it and sent it off to my sis.

A FEW MORE CHUCKLES? :rolleyes: (My favoriate is #6)



1. Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.

2. Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the ***** up with cookies.

3. The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

4. I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as

stray eyebrows.

5. Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

6. A male gynaecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

7. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

8. My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

9. Old age ain't no place for sissies.

10. A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

11. The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

12. Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.

13. Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not that difficult.

14. Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and then your body starts falling apart.

15. I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.

16. If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

17. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb, and I'm also not blonde.

18. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

19. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

20. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

21. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.

22. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

23. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

24. Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

Clipper wrote:

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)



(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)




(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

Who me?? Little ol' me???



You betcha!!! :wah:

cars wrote: A FEW MORE CHUCKLES? :rolleyes:

2. Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the ***** up with cookies.

4. I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

12. Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.

19. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.




I love these! Especially the ride-on vacuum - what a FAB idea!!! hehehehehe :wah:

12 reminds me that reality is just a state of mind brought on by lack of alcohol!

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Number 4 wins...!!

Guys...It's Monday morning, it's raining and it's cold.....but....I've started the week with a laugh......can you do this EVERY day please ????

Nomad wrote: WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails

parties)



I wish people would tell me this stuff !


Hahahahahahaha!

My brilliant daughter inherited her brains from her dad, I've still got mine.

LOL Clipper!

I love #1