Local Meat Cases
Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 2:46 pm
Any of you hang out much at the meat case in your supermarkets? Try it, you wouldnt believe whats going on. Its a great place for conversation and a way to get a feel for whats REALLY happening in the world. In the olden days people just sort of grabbed their meat, threw it in their cart, and wheeled off into the next aisle. Thats Not the way it is anymore........ Shoppers approach the meat with a frightened often despondent look on their faces. They hover, slowly scanning the case for something they can afford. Men lovingly pick up steaks, and lay them back down. Roughly, they grab a package of chuck chopped and FLING it into the wagon. Women scan the beef.... sidle down to the pork ( trying to wear a look that says"I dont care".... and often wind up in chicken.. with nary a chop in the wagon. Conversations like this one are common... " Dear God,.. Whats going on with the meat? These prices are outrageous. " Dont buy any dear, let it all rot in the case. " But what will we eat? I dont know... What is there to eat, if we dont eat meat? Come on hon... we will find SOMETHING in here. Today is Sunday. By next Friday, theyll be begging us to take it. Weyll get some then.
"MISSY! HEY, MISSY! who me? YEAH! dont touch those chops!!!! Why not? You run yourself over to the Walmart... I heard they just marked ALL the meat down.
Theres roasts and ribs ham and veal. So much marked down, it will make you squeal! Ok then... Psst Psst... Yes? Miss were you going to take that London Broil? "I dont know, why?" Well, I sort of had my eye on it. Its been quite a while since weve eaten meat. Oh, then do you think these are nice? WHAT DOES NICE have to do with it? My Buddy just lost his job at Dicker. Whats Dicker? Damn incredible, cheap,kick ass, electric razor company. Who knows when london broil will be on sale again. Or when Buddy will get another job?.......................................................................................................
So anyway... whats going on with the price of meat?
"MISSY! HEY, MISSY! who me? YEAH! dont touch those chops!!!! Why not? You run yourself over to the Walmart... I heard they just marked ALL the meat down.
Theres roasts and ribs ham and veal. So much marked down, it will make you squeal! Ok then... Psst Psst... Yes? Miss were you going to take that London Broil? "I dont know, why?" Well, I sort of had my eye on it. Its been quite a while since weve eaten meat. Oh, then do you think these are nice? WHAT DOES NICE have to do with it? My Buddy just lost his job at Dicker. Whats Dicker? Damn incredible, cheap,kick ass, electric razor company. Who knows when london broil will be on sale again. Or when Buddy will get another job?.......................................................................................................
So anyway... whats going on with the price of meat?