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Clipper wrote: Got myself poked,prodded,gave up 4 blood samples, squirted away a pot of cawfee, got chest X-rays, and a Cat Scan, survived the Stress-test, and the Doc even wanted to check mah teef.....that was a howl when I popped em out and laid em on the table I tell ya......the attending Nurse busted at least 2 girdle straps laffin over that stunt....the Doc got all red-faced and tossed me out.

Last stop was off to see Doc ZucchinniFingers for the final humiliation.....kept mah gun on that sucker and things went pretty slow and smooth....literally. No hidden squirrel nuts or potholes in the old One Way Street. And NO, I did not howl,cry,and whine for a pain-killer!!! I did have a few really nasty thoughts about getting Peg set-up for an Exam with this Doc tho......:yh_rotfl

All the test results will be in and evaluated next week. I told the Doc not to call me unless he won the Powerball Lottery and wanted to donate half his winnings to me.

Now its off to the Jacuzzi with my buddy Jim Beam Black Label and a bucket of ice.....mebbe an hour of hot water shooting up into unmentionable areas will help restore my faith in my fellow man and the Medical Perfession as a whole.....I'm not betting onnit tho......Momma is doing Supper tonight,the boys are hand-cuffed to a pole in the basement, and I will now have a little peace and quiet.....seeya all tomorrow in the AM........*Clipper limping "slightly" off to the Jakuzzi with his trusty ALABAMA CD*

PS: All of youse in-house comedians will jest have ta wait till tomorry to commence yer jibes at this old mule.....LOL!!:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl


good to hear ya lived through it. See ya tomorrow Clipper

I'm glad you survived and all your bits are still intact. Have a good one Clipper!!

That's reminded me of the time I went for an examination at the hospital. I heard the snap of rubber gloves being released and the Doc reaching for the old KY jelly. Not the kind of experience you want every day is it?

I had to lie on my side and I just remember turning my head and looking over my shoulder and saying "That had better be your fingers Doc!"

OMG you 2 that is hilarious hehehehehe

Clipper wrote: ...restore my faith in my fellow man and the Medical Perfession as a HOLE:yh_rotfl

but seriously...

Happy Recoupin! Had one of them overhauls meself last week. Rest up.

I've had a couple of Colonic Irrigations ( well it was good enough for Princess Diana) and I've found myself asking "Where's the job satisfaction?"

Argh they put you out here too, My eldest just went through that.

*batch of chocolate chip cookies for a good patient*:)

SnoozeControl wrote: Imagine the buried treasures you might find!


If you call Sweetcorn treasure :yh_rotfl

I did have a few really nasty thoughts about getting Peg set-up for an Exam with this Doc tho
Out of concern for me? Right?:-3 :-2

And NO, I did not howl,cry,and whine for a pain-killer
Are you telling us you LIKED it?:wah:

Clipper, I'm sure the bill for this day of indignity was a wonderful experience as well..:-6

I'm glad to hear that all went well Clipper. You just don't take any notice of everyone laughing and pointing at u, when the time comes, u will be able to get your revenge I'm sure hahaha. :p

For the next few days Clipper, forget the loud'n'proud specials and expect a quieter fffffft

Joking aside, best wishes to you buddy - hope all's well

Uncle Kram wrote: For the next few days Clipper, forget the loud'n'proud specials and expect a quieter fffffft

Joking aside, best wishes to you buddy - hope all's well


yeah what he said,,,,, and hurry back.

Good for you, Clip. Too many men are so damn stubborn about physicals. It's good to hear you take care of yourself. Smart man, and I know all your test results will come back great.:-6 :-6

I have two words for Clipper. Bend over. :wah:

I have 4 words............you must be 50.

LOL Vee. Good to see you.

Peg wrote: I have two words for Clipper. Bend over. :wah:


Ben Dover is a renowned Proctologist in Clipperville

Poor Clipper. I've had too much fun with this.

Okay, I'm done feeling bad.:wah:

Details. I want details. Did the doctor have really thick fingers? Was there a time when you saw both his hands while he was checking you?

Clipper wrote: I take the 5th.....neener,neener.....
Spoil sport!:p