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Weird question. If you could pick your way to die, how and when would it happen?

I want to be 90 years old and shot by a 21 year old guy's jealous girlfriend while we're in the middle of the wild thing.:sneaky:

Peg wrote: Weird question. If you could pick your way to die, how and when would it happen?

I want to be 90 years old and shot by a 21 year old guy's jealous girlfriend while we're in the middle of the wild thing.:sneaky:


:yh_rotfl

While on my bike, at about 85 years old, doing 110, Bullet behind me grabbing my boobs, a quick heart attack or stroke. Bullet is unharmed in the ensuing crash.

I'm with MrsK, in my sleep.

I'm not afraid of dying. I would like it to be painless though.

I hope to still have my wits about me though to be able to see what it's like.

I feel in my heart it is just like taking a breadth and all of sudden you wake up in a different but wonderful place. Home

Was it Woody Allen who said that he didn't mind dying but he just didn't want to be there when it happens? Well, whoever said it, that's me :-6

I remember being asked this question once and a friend I was with said that he wanted a large spike to be hammered into the back of his neck. He then wanted his body put into a bin-liner and taken up the tip. :-2

Hey, I've just remembered why I don't see him anymore

138 years old driving my little convertible, being chased by police at 120 mph through town. I'll get T-boned by an 18-wheeler, himself doing 70. I'll never see it & will never know what hit me. They'll bury me in a ziplock bag.



Crazy geezer. :driving:

Accountable wrote: 138 years old driving my little convertible, being chased by police at 120 mph through town. . you sure you don't live in florida?? :wah: ..you seem quite familiar!!

lady cop wrote: you sure you don't live in florida?? :wah: ..you seem quite familiar!!
I'm studying up.

Age 95 would be an acceptable span of life to life to, if I was in good health. Then death could come while I was sitting on a porch swing with my husband's arm around me, watching the birds in the back yard while I was petting my Maine Coon Cat -- dogs scattered around our feet.................. a gentle intake of breathe, and then no more. :-6

Oh Sojo, that made me think of my granny, she is 95. I want her to go in her sleep, she is sweet and kind. But she is slowing down, and hurts alot of the time. And she never complains. I hope when I am older, I will be as brave as her.

I don't want to wind down. I watched my beloved's gran do that. Her eyes and ears faded before her mind did. I can't imagine ............





Nope. I'm glad heart problems run in my mom's side of the family. Quick & no warning.

Id like to be drawn & quartered but then I was thinking the guillotine would be cool for the effect, I dont know I have some thinking to do. Maybe stranded in the middle of the Atlantic and a steamship runs me over ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!:-6

Hey, I am not really concerned about the age I am when it happens but it sure would be nice if I was spending "quality time" with my husband when it does!

LilacDragon wrote: Hey, I am not really concerned about the age I am when it happens but it sure would be nice if I was spending "quality time" with my husband when it does!
Oh, I'm sure he'd just love that!

Accountable wrote: Oh, I'm sure he'd just love that!


and the memory would linger on..............and on....................and on.....:

Just so its quick and painless thats all I can ask for, in my sleep would be good..

Accountable wrote: Oh, I'm sure he'd just love that!


What an ego boost it would be! To know that he was soooooo good that he made my heart stop!:D

I sure wouldn't want him to spend the rest of his life thinking about how I died in the arms of another man!

Dying laughing at the greatest pun in the history of mankind.

Maybe I should steer clear of Clancy, Arnold & LC and give longevity a chance

Maybe a good old fasioned burning. That might be the ticket. Its simple and gets right to the heart of things. Also I think it makes a statement. Like "heeey...Im on fire !!!"

Nomad wrote: Maybe a good old fasioned burning. That might be the ticket. Its simple and gets right to the heart of things. Also I think it makes a statement. Like "heeey...Im on fire !!!"


Oh Nomad!!!!! Say it isn't you!