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SnoozeControl wrote: Spot sort of brought this one to mind when he referred to "Percy." I was wondering if most men do this and what sort of names they come up with.

Come on, don't be shy.:sneaky:


There must be thousands of them!

Wee Willy Winkie being the most obvoius :p

John Thomas probably the best known

Mine? Well that's between me and him

SnoozeControl wrote: Spot sort of brought this one to mind when he referred to "Percy." I was wondering if most men do this and what sort of names they come up with.

Come on, don't be shy.:sneaky:
:yh_rotfl OMG...Snooze is back! hahahahahaha

Girlfriend....this is a hoot!!!!!!

So...whatdidcha call your x's? :sneaky:

This is a tribute song to our local sporting hero, by our local folking hero Fred Wedlock, which is almost germane to the thread:



Little boxes, little boxes, little boxes made for cricketers

And you shove one down your underpants to protect you in the game

There's a pink one and a blue one and one made of aluminium

But if you stop a Googlie it'll hurt you just the same.

Even England's finest batsmen can get a nasty thump on the middle stump

Then they all take herbal remedies and they all take quite a lot

There's a black one and a gold one and a red one from the Lebanon

And they're caught bowled and spaced out cause they've all gone to pot.

But Ian Botham he defies them he's big and butch and he can clobber them

He could eat his bat drink Paraquat and crawl on all fives

But his box still takes some hammer and you may think that's peculiar

Til you notice that the dents have all come from inside.

spot wrote: This is a tribute song to our local sporting hero, by our local folking hero Fred Wedlock, which is almost germane to the thread:




ROTFLMAOTIH

That was wonderful :yh_rotfl

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong

It's swell to have a stiffy

It's divine to own a dick

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick

So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas

Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend

Your Percy, or your ****

You can wrap it up in ribbons

You can slip it in your sock

But don't take it out in public

Or they will stick you in the dock

And you won't come back

I was at a lovely establishment called The Brunel Rooms in Swindon, UK, when I heard this lovely ditty:



The Cockerel Song

=================



By Ivor Biggun

From the Album: "More Filth! Dirt Cheap"





Some folks like a *****, a budgie or a tit

Some take up with a Spaniel pup

That fills up the house with [woof, woof] ****

Myself now I keep chickens

And I've a favourite one

He's Dick my little cockerel

And I don't know where he's gone



[Chorus]

Has anyone seen my ****

My big Rhode Island Red

He's mostly pink with a little bit of blue

And purple on his head

He stands straight up in the morning

And he gives my wife a shock [scream]

Has anybody seen, anybody seen

Anybody, anybody seen my ****



He's a stiff necked little upstart

And I've known him all my life

He's my pride and pleasure

And a torment to my wife

Sometimes he's magnificent

And sometimes small and thin

But he puffs up like a pigeon

When you tickle him under the chin



Chorus



He has two enormous wattles hanging down

They're the best you'll ever find

Madam, you may stroke him if you like

If you feel that way inclined

Be careful he doesn't spit in your eye though



Chorus x 2



Has anybody seen, anybody seen

Anybody, anybody seen his ****

My goodness, they're all crawling out of the woodwork tonight.

Far Rider wrote: Um uhuh, His name is Robert.
BOB?!? :wah:

Thor

Wolverine wrote: Thor


Bl**dy hell - do you knock 6" nails in with it!

I think he just gave it a big mean sounding name. :wah:

Sheryl wrote: I think he just gave it a big mean sounding name. :wah:


is that like when they compensate with a big truck

Yeppers I think so Venus.

spot wrote: This is a tribute song to our local sporting hero, by our local folking hero Fred Wedlock, which is almost germane to the thread:



Little boxes, little boxes, little boxes made for cricketers

And you shove one down your underpants to protect you in the game

There's a pink one and a blue one and one made of aluminium

But if you stop a Googlie it'll hurt you just the same.




Absolutely bloody brilliant!!! I'll pass this on to the cricket umpire who lurks round my house in the off season.



And Spot... your second post.. if they're all crawling out of the woodwork tonight, please adjust your dress, Sir!

I couldn't resist it, Snooze!!! Grin.

Men... do you have a nickname for your dangly bits?





My earlobes ? Why would I name my earlobes ?

I have a friend who refers the her husband dangly bits as "MR. MAJECTIC"

I hear that Okie calls his the Okie Cokie

In, out, in, out, shake it all about

Uncle Kram wrote: I hear that Okie calls his the Okie Cokie



In, out, in, out, shake it all about






:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Talking about 'dangly bits'....



Subject: larry & linda



Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says

"Where in the hell have you been?"

He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

I got a £50 note tattooed on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain; "Why on earth would an accountant get a 50 pound note tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, for one - I like to watch my money grow;

two - once in a while I like to play with my money;

three - I like how money feels in my hand and lastly -

instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here

at home and blow 50 quid anytime you want.

koochikoo wrote: My ex used to call his 'Russell the love muscle'. :wah:


I think that would've made me laugh at all the wrong times!:D

One guy I knew called his "Stanley" :rolleyes:

(Stanley is a big manufacturer of power tools for those that don't know)

sunny104 wrote: I think that would've made me laugh at all the wrong times!:D

One guy I knew called his "Stanley" :rolleyes:

(Stanley is a big manufacturer of power tools for those that don't know)


At least it wasn't 'Snap On Tools'.....or maybe it was....

Nomad wrote: Men... do you have a nickname for your dangly bits?





My earlobes ? Why would I name my earlobes ?


Good heavens Nomad...I worry about you sometimes....:wah:

You could name them( your earlobes) 'L' and 'R' then you'd be sure you'd got your headphones on right....

Well my dh doesn't have a name for the middle part, but the outer dangly bits are known as Lefty and Righty. :rolleyes: