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Paddy was arrested for indecent exposure.

JUDGE: Patrick John Murphy, will you please tell the court why you were caught walking down the High Street with no trousers or underwear.

PADDY: Well, your' Honour, I work on a building site.

JUDGE: What has that got to do with it?

PADDY: Well, the gaffer said seeing as it was a hot day, I may as well strip to the waist...

SnoozeControl wrote: Makes sense to me.


Like my wife. She told me she'd been confronted by an Irish flasher. I asked her how she knew she was Irish.

"He ripped open his shirt." She replied!

:wah: :wah: That was a good one Frederick!