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Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:02 am
by Raven
NEVER TICK OFF A NURSE

NEVER TICK OFF A NURSE A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.

The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature.

After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer."

This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"

She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing.

After a half hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the doctor. Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"

After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Not with a carnation."



have a nice day! :)




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Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:05 am
by Sheryl
:wah: :wah: Only wish that could be done with some of the worse patients.

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Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:15 am
by Raven
I've had more than my fair share of those lately!:wah:

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Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:51 am
by Bez
Reminds me of 'Carry on nurse' (1959) but it was a Daffodil not a carnation...good job it wasn't a Rose :D

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Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:54 am
by Raven
Bez wrote: Reminds me of 'Carry on nurse' (1959) but it was a Daffodil not a carnation...good job it wasn't a Rose :D
oh yikes! OUCH!!!

hehehehe seen that movie! It was hilarious!:wah:

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Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:02 pm
by AussiePam
Good story Raven!! And like you and Bez, I thought instantly of the other flower. In fact, I understand that British men, of a certain age, all cringe at the mention of daffodils.....