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Are Baby Rider and Far Rider..... riding together somehow or is the name thing sheer coincidink?

:wah: Liar, liar, pants on fire.....................

:sneaky: He's my long lost uncle on my 2nd cousin once removed side...............

Far Rider wrote: Well we used to be married, and she keeps my name, not sure why now that she got remarried... wow I'm sorry I lost her, she is some woman! :-4

Our three sons: Bull, BillyGoat, and Bronc all live with her. I get to see them at Christmas usually but last year I was such a Grinch that she wouldnt let them come to CA.:wah:

When Bullet is done with her I plan on rewoowing her...


Wow, sounds like you need some serious therapy there Far. Primarily for naming your kids Bull, BillyGoat and Bronc, not to mention your stalker like obession with your ex wife. It might be time to move on... C'mere let me help you... :yh_battin

chonsigirl wrote: :sneaky: He's my long lost uncle on my 2nd cousin once removed side...............


this is getting very jerry springer all of a sudden :wah:

*sitting back in chair in front of the audience*

Come on Far, it's time to spill all the beans!

*grabs the popcorn*

*joining arms with JAB*

Yeah, come on Far, it's time to tell us everything.............

*audience starts to stomp their feet*

Far, Far, Far.............................

Far Rider wrote: OK well before BR, I was married to Chonsi, She liked me real nice and we had some wild times but then she ran for president and since I have a questionable past in the wittness protection program... well she dumped me... I can tell ya though, shes one hot bunny!


Ooooh. Any intern "incidents" you can spill the beans on?! :yh_pray

Far Rider wrote: OK well before BR, I was married to Chonsi, She liked me real nice and we had some wild times but then she ran for president and since I have a questionable past in the wittness protection program... well she dumped me... I can tell ya though, shes one hot bunny!


I would have made President if you would have come clean with that past life.........

*sniff, sniff*

Oh, JAB, what an ordeal........................

*batting eyes at Far*

Ha-old chemistry and all.....................

When Bullet is done with her I plan on rewoowing her...





NO !:-5 GO AWAY

Nomad wrote: When Bullet is done with her I plan on rewoowing her...





NO !:-5 GO AWAY




and the plot thickens...

*sigh*

*back to reality*

A nurse huh! No wonder you keep getting blood tests taken!

you stopped right at the good bit!!

*throws popcorn at farrider*

Far Rider wrote: Well :-3 Um now that you mention it way back when in the army, back in the "big one".. yeah.. that one... I had this army nurse who kinda liked me, we were sweet on each other, had several officer enlisted liaisons, yep thats right, she'd do just about anything for some silk stockings... I was flying missions then, so I only had time for quick dates... eventually we were found out, and to my shock, she was the generals daughter... so I got busted back to private. We kept in touch fer a while, but then I heard she ran off with this dude named Nomad. Darn lucky guy... she could do this thing with her... ah well thats another story...




Thats right ! I can do this thing with her like theres no tomorrow. Lets not forget that kay ?

*taking tissue from JAB*

Oh, I wonder what else lurks in his past?

After washing all those longjohns of his for ever and a day!

JAB wrote: Well, I'm willing to bet, it most assuredly is not pretty! :rolleyes:


*whistlin* I aint sayin nuthin but.........

CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) - Three men have been arrested on charges of performing castrations on apparently willing participants in a sadomasochistic "dungeon" in a rural house, authorities said Friday.

*looking at JAB*

Oh my goodness!

My washing is nothing in compared to the desert fling, but Far flirted away from you too!

*grabbing the popcorn from Amie to start throwing at Far*

Far Rider wrote:

JAB and I stayed together for many years, but she soon grew tired of my flirting and ran off with this guy named Nomad...

Yeah him again.


This Nomad seems like a bit of a loose floozie!

*stuffing popcorn in mouth for a minute*

Good snack here, want some JAB?

*sniff*

I forgive you JAB, but Far........................:p

I wonder how many more are on the Far List!

chonsigirl wrote: *stuffing popcorn in mouth for a minute*

Good snack here, want some JAB?


*snatches popcorn back off chonsigirl* MINE! Hands off trollop!

Far Rider wrote: No one can figure him out... just the second you think he's psycho... he does somthing completely sane and ruins the hell out of his image!:wah:



Speaking of psycho....




Hey my friend......grinch.......need I say more ?

I still have pics buddy

Far Rider wrote: I went kinda crazy after JAB left me and wondered the desert for weeks on end, and then months on end... I was thin and pasty then tanned like a bronze God.. so I decided what the heck I'm already tanned like one I might as well become one.. So I went up and took Zues out with my trust Bronzed God-Like powerful arms.

I reigned for some years, but goof offs like this Nomad guy kept draggin me down with all their whinin and prayers complainin about other people, I just had to get out... So I made him a god in my place... I thinkn that suckers still there with all them concubines, the fool, now he's got to listen to all them complaints and stuff...

I found a new occupation... I became a wild exotic game hunter... You heard of King Kong havent ya? Well I captured him....

Youll never guess what happend next!


you pioneered Burger King, and it's not really flame grilled BEEF it's flame grilled in a microwave oversized ape?!

Girls have to stick together in this, JAB................

Nomad has pics!

*sticking foot out to trip Amie snatching back the popcorn*

*Nomad starts taking out stack of photos from sirt pocket*

Oh, I hope my heart can take it..................

*bronze god my foot, more like a rusty pipe sticking up in the yard!*



*ducking a swipe from Amie reaching for the popcorn*

Nomad wrote: Hey my friend......grinch.......need I say more ?

I still have pics buddy


*throws popcorn at Nomad* OI! You!! *throws a handful of popcorn* Pics you say?! :yh_eyebro

We want more then a burger to look at!

*audience starts to stomp and shout for pics*