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Posted: **Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:19 pm**

The Further Adventures of Turnup The Cat

While down on her hands and knees

The maid could not stop a sneeze

Her tampon did rocket

Out of it's socket

And dispatched the poor cat with ease

You can imagine Turnup's surprise

When something of this shape and size

Shot with a zoom

Clear cross the room

And took him right 'twixt the eyes

Now please don't be too broken hearted

O'er the fate of our dearly departed

For having nine lives

He may yet survive

He's seen worse than this when she's farted

Posted: **Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:24 pm**

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Posted: **Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:25 pm**

a classic:wah:

Posted: **Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:57 pm**

:wah: that was funny. A crude version of Shel Silverstein.

Posted: **Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:05 pm**

....hmmmm.... ain't never met Ol' Shel.... he ryte fine pohms too?

Posted: **Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:08 pm**

yep, do a google search you'll find him.