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....until LC agrees to change that damn spider in her sig line. My very own good friend, and she puts that creepy, nasty unnatural freak in her sig line. KNOWING my deathly, irrational, but totally real fear of spiders!! Shame, SHAME, LC!! I can't read any more of your stuff till that thing is GONE!!! :p

DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!



(Val clutching hand to heart!)



:(

OK OK give me a couple minutes....geesh, and there's a woman with serious firepower afraid of some widdle spidey..........:wah:

lady cop wrote: OK OK give me a couple minutes....geesh, and there's a woman with serious firepower afraid of some widdle spidey..........:wah:
Listen, I've blasted enough holes in my walls and floors and ceilings trying to get my point across to spiders that they are NOT welcome in my home!! I'm going through more boxes of shells for the Mossberg than I can afford....I almost shot my computer!!!



Oh, P.S. LC, you're a damn smart-ass. :yh_rotfl :yh_kiss

Those two up there ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^





:yh_giggle :yh_giggle :yh_giggle

valerie wrote: Those two up there ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^





:yh_giggle :yh_giggle :yh_gigglewe're easily bored.

I with on this BR I hate spiders I will hunt them down in my house and kill them several times.

While you're mentioning sigs, holy hell could yours get any bigger BR? :wah:

Amie wrote: While you're mentioning sigs, holy hell could yours get any bigger BR? :wah:
It might!! I'm thinking of what else I could add to it. Sheryl made the picture with my name in it, Nomad made the "Live to Ride" pic, and the rest of the stuff is stuff I believe in very deeply. I couldn't bear to part with any of it...

BabyRider wrote: It might!! I'm thinking of what else I could add to it. Sheryl made the picture with my name in it, Nomad made the "Live to Ride" pic, and the rest of the stuff is stuff I believe in very deeply. I couldn't bear to part with any of it...


:wah: You're the reason I turned sig viewing off.

Are guys allowed to hate spiders as well, (because secretly I can't stand them much either,) but of course I wouldn't want to be seen as a scaredy-cat!!! :wah:

BabyRider wrote: ....until LC agrees to change that damn spider in her sig line. My very own good friend, and she puts that creepy, nasty unnatural freak in her sig line. KNOWING my deathly, irrational, but totally real fear of spiders!! Shame, SHAME, LC!! I can't read any more of your stuff till that thing is GONE!!! :p


When I went to bed it was a shark....missed the spider ( thank goodness)....I don't mind SCARY as long as 'it' doesn't have more that 4 legs....so what's next LC ?

I think LC should just join the gang and put a nice, cuddly bunny up of some kind, that would be lovely, don't u agree??

Good Lord BR I was gonna say don't let the door hit you in the arse on yer way out AHAHAHAHAHA but you now me, I never say what I really mean.....

Holy Hanna girl sorry to hear about the dreadful dislike to spiders. You would hate it here as when the weather gets cold the spiders all run inside peoples houses, I live with them daily. Mind you my girls eldsest especially was terrified of them hehehehehe Ahhhhh welll I am just glad you arent leaving over silly spiders.

Cheers

M

Diuretic wrote: This Huntsman was living above my bathroom door.


how big would that baby be?? Roughly we get tiny ones bout 2 cm in diameter including the legs

koochikoo wrote: 2cm?? That's teeny! The spiders over here are like dinnerplates!:wah:

Not really. But I've seen huntsmen bigger than saucers! That one there of DIs

looks pretty impressive!


NO!!

you are kidding me, OMG biggest spider I have ever been up close to was a tarantula, cool saucer size. Do they run fast and hide from you. Goodness it would be a huge effort to step on them. WOW I find spiders kinda facinating.

I just noticed that now instead of spiders, LC has given us a cuddly Easter t-rex in its place hahahaha. Oh whatever next!! :wah:

chrisb84uk wrote: I just noticed that now instead of spiders, LC has given us a cuddly Easter t-rex in its place hahahaha. Oh whatever next!! :wah:


LC can make anything cuddly

Wolfie hates spiders too..................

koochikoo wrote: 2cm?? That's teeny! The spiders over here are like dinnerplates!:wah:

Not really. But I've seen huntsmen bigger than saucers! That one there of DIs

looks pretty impressive!




Cowards ........

we have a Goliath Bird eater (Theraphosa leblondi) a very handsome tarantular when fully grown she'll be about the size of a dinner plate .Later when the sprog come's home i'll get her to post a piccy.........that'll show the men from the boy's.

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: here is my spider


Wow, that's not a spider, that's a beast! I to hate spiders. But not as much as I hate SNAKES! :yh_nailbi

Anyway, many years ago I lived in a rural wooded area on Long Island, and was bitten on the forearm during the night while I was asleep by a "Brown Recluse" spider. I saw the bite mark when I woke, it looked a little red, so I put some alcohol on the bite mark & went to work. Luckily for me, I wore a "short sleeve" shirt (usually wore long sleeves) to work that day, cause one of my collegues saw the bite on my forarm. At this point the "red bite area" was larger than the size of a half dollar, with a "red' line going up the vein in my arm towards my heart. "They" immediately took me to the Hospital emergency room, where the doctor on duty eximined my bite mark under a large magnifying glass. He cleaned out the bite thoroughly-picking at it with tweezers, & then gave me a shot of hemogloblin, & that's when he told me that he suspected the bite was from a Brown Recluse spider.

I HATE SPIDERS. :wah:

I too once had an irrational fear of spider's.. so i decided to do something about it, and i did ..i bought one and once i'd done my reserch and began learning about the species ( like most people i had never even touched one) i gradually began to like them..... now i love them and some are really pretty like the Pink Toe which has bright pink toes . I do understand why most people hate spiders i don't like the little fast one's that run really quickly but to me it's the same as owning snake's somebody has to love them. I do draw the line at bug's and cockroach's i could'nt keep them for love nor money .

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: I too once had an irrational fear of spider's.. so i decided to do something about it, and i did ..i bought one and once i'd done my reserch and began learning about the species ( like most people i had never even touched one) i gradually began to like them..... now i love them and some are really pretty like the Pink Toe which has bright pink toes . I do understand why most people hate spiders i don't like the little fast one's that run really quickly but to me it's the same as owning snake's somebody has to love them. I do draw the line at bug's and cockroach's i could'nt keep them for love nor money .
But what of the cute song

the itsy bitsy spider....

whos scared of snakes

BabyRider wrote: ....until LC agrees to change that damn spider in her sig line. My very own good friend, and she puts that creepy, nasty unnatural freak in her sig line. KNOWING my deathly, irrational, but totally real fear of spiders!! Shame, SHAME, LC!! I can't read any more of your stuff till that thing is GONE!!! :p


Gosh you gave me a fright too, BR. Haven't had time to read the whole thread.. grin... I'm only just back from the mountains. Haven't seen LC yet, so haven't been freaked out by her spidee... What else have I missed?? Anyway great to be back.

That's not a spider..... THIS is a spider :wah:

http://video.clipstream.com/content/c/camel_spiders/

Amie wrote: That's not a spider..... THIS is a spider :wah:

http://video.clipstream.com/content/c/camel_spiders/


charming isn't it....

Amie wrote: :wah: You're the reason I turned sig viewing off.
Who is the reason you turned sig viewing off?

(It helps when you quote the person you're talking to/about.)

BabyRider wrote: Who is the reason you turned sig viewing off?

(It helps when you quote the person you're talking to/about.)
Sorry, I felt that the only one I'd spoken of having a monstrous sig, and the person who posted right before my post, might be able to follow a convo not quoted. Won't happen again. :wah: To clarify and answer your question....



YOU!



:wah::wah::p

Amie wrote: Sorry, I felt that the only one I'd spoken of having a monstrous sig, and the person who posted right before my post, might be able to follow a convo not quoted. Won't happen again. :wah: To clarify and answer your question....



YOU!





:wah::wah::p


Hey, Amie...no need to be a smart ass, and no need to announce to the world that my sig offends you. An adult would have just turned off the sig views and not felt compelled to mention it to everyone.

So sorry you don't like it, no one else has ever had a problem with anyone else's sig. Your prerogative of course, to turn it off, Just like it's mine to put what I choose there, but I'll tell you, your smart mouth is unneccessary.

AussiePam wrote: Gosh you gave me a fright too, BR. Haven't had time to read the whole thread.. grin... I'm only just back from the mountains. Haven't seen LC yet, so haven't been freaked out by her spidee... What else have I missed?? Anyway great to be back.
Hiya Pam!! It was my intention to shock a few folks!! My mission has been accomplished!! :yh_rotfl

I'd never leave FG. And my good pal LC has very kindly changed her sig line and the horrifying spider is gone.

THANK YOU, LC!!!! :-4 :-4

you better get to work before the spider comes back to eat the little lamb

lady cop wrote: you better get to work before the spider comes back to eat the little lamb
I know, I know....it's just so hard to tear myself away from you!!!

Oh, if the spider does end up killing the lamb, can we have lamb chops?? I haven't had lamb chops in ages!!! Yummmmm.....

I like the big sig..it breaks up the writing with pretty pictures.

Also I don't have to turn sideways to work out who's talking.

To show my approval i've made a one off sig. tada!

Amie wrote: While you're mentioning sigs, holy hell could yours get any bigger BR? :wah:


Not as big as mine was over last Christmas. Anyone want to see that one again?

vampress.rozz wrote: I like the big sig..it breaks up the writing with pretty pictures.

Also I don't have to turn sideways to work out who's talking.

To show my approval i've made a one off sig. tada!


Self-portrait?

BabyRider wrote: Hey, Amie...no need to be a smart ass, and no need to announce to the world that my sig offends you. An adult would have just turned off the sig views and not felt compelled to mention it to everyone.

So sorry you don't like it, no one else has ever had a problem with anyone else's sig. Your prerogative of course, to turn it off, Just like it's mine to put what I choose there, but I'll tell you, your smart mouth is unneccessary.




Jesus H Christ, you people are so friggin uptight! It was a JOKE not a personal attack!! Nowhere did I use the word "offended" or even imply that, but if you want to continue putting words into my mouth feel free. :wah: I can't control what you take from what I say or how you read it, that's your issue not mine.

OpenMind wrote: Not as big as mine was over last Christmas. Anyone want to see that one again?


Yes. :wah:

I don't mind spiders at all. Regularly I have to get them out of my bathtub. They range from microscopic to huge and hairy. The small ones are the hardest and the thickest.

I spend several minutes trying to get them out of my bathtub. The small ones run for dear life once they see my hand coming up behind them (just like women do:D :-4 ). The big ones are a bit more macho and just stand their ground. They let their legs fold in as I push in on them (just like women do:D :-4 ).

Eventually, they all get the idea and put out a leg on my hand so I can slide them up the side of the bathtub.

Then I have to evict them from my flat because they don't earn their keep by catching flies ('cos I don't get any).

Every day I have to do this. Every day I do a deal with them. Every day I have to evict them for not paying their 'rent'.

Never trust a spider, especially the huntsman.

OpenMind wrote: Self-portrait?
no the crow is one of my favorite films

Amie wrote: Jesus H Christ, you people are so friggin uptight! It was a JOKE not a personal attack!! Nowhere did I use the word "offended" or even imply that, but if you want to continue putting words into my mouth feel free. :wah: I can't control what you take from what I say or how you read it, that's your issue not mine.
Now why else would you turn off the "view sigs" feature? And who are "you people", exactly??

And the comment about the self-portrait to Rozz? How should all us uptight folk take that one?

It will become rather tedious if we have to keep asking you for clarification when you're joking and when you're not. Or maybe it's just that you're not that funny.