Bangers
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:10 am
"Once upon a time in the chilly, wet country of England there was a huge sausage making company called Walls Ltd.
One day they launched a massive campaign to test the sausage market. They sampled thousands of people to find out what flavouring and ingredients people most liked and disliked in their sausages.
Having determined this they then left out all the things that people like and ended up with a sausage that tasted of nothing. So passive were the gloomy herd of English sausage eaters that the product sold in enormous numbers and still does to this day. go there and try them if you doubt my word. "
Or if you doubt that this could happen look around a little closer to home.
Obviously, the author doesn't like bangers.
What do you think?
One day they launched a massive campaign to test the sausage market. They sampled thousands of people to find out what flavouring and ingredients people most liked and disliked in their sausages.
Having determined this they then left out all the things that people like and ended up with a sausage that tasted of nothing. So passive were the gloomy herd of English sausage eaters that the product sold in enormous numbers and still does to this day. go there and try them if you doubt my word. "
Or if you doubt that this could happen look around a little closer to home.
Obviously, the author doesn't like bangers.
What do you think?