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Posted: **Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:59 pm**

All you need to know about sex.

Although the stronger sex, thinks the weaker sex is the weaker sex, the weaker sex is really the stronger sex because of the weakness of the stronger sex for the weaker sex.

Gordon.

Posted: **Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:05 am**

gordonartist wrote: All you need to know about sex.

Although the stronger sex, thinks the weaker sex is the weaker sex, the weaker sex is really the stronger sex because of the weakness of the stronger sex for the weaker sex.

Gordon.

I succumbed long ago. Its just better that way.

Posted: **Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:22 pm**

flopstock wrote: I hate misleading titles to threads.. a person clicks here expecting a pearl of wisdom... and gets this instead...*sigh*.

Yep, it's always sad when someone has to admit that they have much to learn. Perhaps the Kama Sutra might assist you:D

Posted: **Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:45 pm**

SnoozeControl wrote: To infinity and beyond.....!

If that's an offer I eagerly accept .......... hahahahahaha:p :yh_wink

Posted: **Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:50 pm**

SnoozeControl wrote: Where do I insert your AA batteries?:sneaky:

Oh that is sad. Is that the only kind of sex that you have had

. Once you have tried the real thing you will never return to the battery operated kind ..... hahahahahahaha:driving:

Posted: **Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:00 pm**

SnoozeControl wrote: Yes, I'm afraid I've never lived where there are men. I come from a colony of Amazons and the men are very scarce here. Only the queen is allowed to be serviced when the rare one does come into our territory.
Yeah that's tough. The queen has been a tough one to service, but my Male Order system seems to satisfy her, but I wish Amazon.com would allow a higher postage charge to accommodate my extra large cylindrical package:D

Posted: **Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:05 pm**

SnoozeControl wrote: Detachable, is it?:-2
IT??????? You meant THEY .......... I have a range of implements, one for every occasion. Which would you like me to demonstrate

:p

Posted: **Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:16 pm**

SnoozeControl wrote: I've heard of Snap-on tools, but nothing like this.
We must stop meeting like this ..... people will begin to talk ...

Muhammad Ali Gator,

Head of Marketing,

Snap on Tools,

Bigboystown.

Posted: **Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:39 pm**

Ok ok ok----I clicked here knowing that I would leave with the answer I needed..........All I need to know about sex......just one question?........

WHEN AM I GONNA HAVE SEX????

:wah:

Posted: **Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:13 am**

mominiowa wrote: Ok ok ok----I clicked here knowing that I would leave with the answer I needed..........All I need to know about sex......just one question?........

WHEN AM I GONNA HAVE SEX????

:wah:

Well I'm game anytime ........ can you hire a Lear Jet for me and I'll be right over .... hahahahahahahaha :p

Posted: **Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:04 am**

My hair is falling out and I still may get laid!!:D Holy cow.........I am calling the airlines! Heehee

Posted: **Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:36 am**

You people are a bunch of deranged, immoral, warped sicko's. And that's coming from a biker!! :yh_ooooo :yh_rotfl

Posted: **Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:22 pm**

BabyRider wrote: You people are a bunch of deranged, immoral, warped sicko's. And that's coming from a biker!! :yh_ooooo :yh_rotfl

oooh .... oooh ..... can I use you as reference to gain entry into the University for Perverts?:wah:

Posted: **Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:25 pm**

SnoozeControl wrote: Yes, I'm afraid I've never lived where there are men. I come from a colony of Amazons and the men are very scarce here. Only the queen is allowed to be serviced when the rare one does come into our territory.

I KNEW IT !