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Major emergency!

*getting out tissue, thermometer, ice packs, snack food, remote control*

This should hold you for 5 minutes.......................

He's really feeling sick now!:wah:

*playing cards with Snooze*

Did you hear anything from the other room?

*gin*

clancy you know fine well all you need is a hot toddy :rolleyes:

*sending sympathy card..............to the women*

Maybe there's lemonade in that enema............................:p

Oh, poor dear.

Can't even reach for your wallet?

Come on Snooze, let's go shopping!

Oh, oh, bubonic plague!

Well, when the cats away, the rats will play..............

*remember to get flea control meds*

No guitar playing either.........................

*sitting down to pluck a few strings*

My dog has fleas..........................

Clancy wrote: I have a man-cold. Summon the medical team. :(Bless you Clancy, you'll have to get the other half to rub vick on yer chest,

does that work for men or is it just women that benefit from it?

I never could resist a poorly guy when his defenses are low.

SnoozeControl wrote: Bubonic Plague found in Woman from Los Angeles

April 19th, 2006

The Bubonic Plague infected a woman from central Los Angeles area. According to local health officials this is the first case of bubonic plague in Los Angeles County since 1984. Bubonic Plague is well known for causing killing approximately 25 million people in Europe from 1346 – 1351.

The woman was first admitted to the hospital on April 13th. She was running fever and had swollen lymph nodes along with other symptoms. A blood test confirmed the diagnosis of Bubonic plague and was given antibiotics. The family members were given precautionary antibiotics just in case they may get the plague.

According to local report on ABC 7 Los Angeles TV station, the health officials are puzzled as to why the lady got infected with the plaque. The health officials suspect that a squirrel in the neighborhood could be contaminated. She may have been bitten by a flea that was carrying the Bubonic plague.


bloody hell talk about scary!!

ArnoldLayne wrote: And what will Vic say when he wakes up and finds you with your top up ?




hahahaha dammit l was gonna use that one you beat me too it!:wah:

here you go hunni heres a present your own night nurse

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well DR Goody l am well equiped to cope with your ailments...

I loved those movies.

I have an old vinyl of Kenneth Williams poetry etc. but it is all hilarious..

I so really need to get a turn table my old one died longago..

Oh poor, poor Clancy!! Does him have a hot widdle head? Come to Val,

she will make it ALL better... (Pat, pat)



Poor, poor baby and all those mean womens not helping in the slightest!



How about a nice cool, washcloth for that fevered brow?



And something nice to look at, perhaps, to take your mind off your

troubles?













There, there, dear, how is that?





:D

A mancold is the same thing as a womancold only we are not such ummmm wimps about it. The same cold is magnified 10 times in the man's mind. Just do what us women do when we have a cold Clancy. Suck it up and get some gosh dern work done and quiturbitchen. Geesh!:wah:

*hearing a whimper*

Was that an itty-bitty cough still, dear Clancy?:)

Snooze and I had a wonderful shopping trip, thank you! We left your wallet on the counter.

Clancy, you know what you need? You need a nice long FAST ride on the back of my bike. It will clear your head and your sinuses, relax you, (for those poor, tight muscles) get your heart rate up, and some sunshine never hurts when you've got a cold. I'll pick you up, shall we say, 10 am tomorrow?? Bundle up in leathers, I've got a spare helmet. :yh_bigsmi

Ah, and I got this swell outfit to make you feel better too..................

Now stick out that sandy tongue of yours..................

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