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sew what? :p

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl You sre soooooooo mad!!

:yh_rotfl

Eye saw that.....................

Eye think he's trying to needle us and make a point! :wah:

*ggrrrrrrrrooaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn*

A little cross-stich for Nomad now...............

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foopy were dyin here throw a dog a bone will ya ?

enlighten us with your presence please

Well, when there's a thread hanging loose and all................

It's a PURPLE thread Nomad!!!! Um... how does one put this discreetly? Do you um sew a lot?

AussiePam wrote: It's a PURPLE thread Nomad!!!! Um... how does one put this discreetly? Do you um sew a lot?


I have sewed perhaps a dozen buttons in my life. What does this say about me ?

Heck I just use that Iron on mending tape for everything..!!

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

I'm in stitches...

SnoozeControl wrote: I think she's asking if you're a poofter...


Yes, but I was joking !!!!:D

I almost split my pants :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl thank goodness for Nomad!!!!!!!!:wah:

If one of the longest threads in this forum can be based on a concept as slender as getting the last word - one based on the philosophical and no doubt zen-approved idea of a wooden reel of purple cotton complete with needle has endless possibilities.

Epistemologically, how do you prove it's really there at all when you look away to post a reply? And why purple? What's the nature of colour? What is reality anyway? Is there an existential element? A purple thread and a needle at the crossroads of life. Is the needle a phallic symbol? A very small one perhaps? But sharp. The hidden life of the needle in a haystack. The biblical eye of the needle that only the poor can pass through. Purple - the colour of feminist rage? Or effeminacy? Or royalty? Is Nomad really delivering a primal scream for help? Does he feel the fabric, um purple fabric, of life as he knows it has been pierced by some Sword of Damocles? Does this surreal technicolour dream mean he would really like to be a plum tree?

Or is he merely playing with us, like an entertainer juggling his balls? Toying with his audience and laughing at our serious faces, mocking our mirth?

AussiePam wrote: If one of the longest threads in this forum can be based on a concept as slender as getting the last word - one based on the philosophical and no doubt zen-approved idea of a wooden reel of purple cotton complete with needle has endless possibilities.

Epistemologically, how do you prove it's really there at all when you look away to post a reply? And why purple? What's the nature of colour? What is reality anyway? Is there an existential element? A purple thread and a needle at the crossroads of life. Is the needle a phallic symbol? A very small one perhaps? But sharp. The hidden life of the needle in a haystack. The biblical eye of the needle that only the poor can pass through. Purple - the colour of feminist rage? Or effeminacy? Or royalty? Is Nomad really delivering a primal scream for help? Does he feel the fabric, um purple fabric, of life as he knows it has been pierced by some Sword of Damocles? Does this surreal technicolour dream mean he would really like to be a plum tree?

Or is he merely playing with us, like an entertainer juggling his balls? Toying with his audience and laughing at our serious faces, mocking our mirth?


Arrrh ****..big word's.... time for this whippersnapper to duck out ..give me a shout when the we're back to four letters....

Nomad wrote: I have sewed perhaps a dozen buttons in my life. What does this say about me ?


That You probably wear shirts and tops with zips or velcro...now there's an invention

You can always tell someone who scraped through first year Philosophy. Actually I did pretty well on the logic part, but got my knickers in all sorts of twists on the Theory of Knowledge.. er Epistemology. How we know what we know. And how we prove anything. Loads of fun there. And the classic example is the tree you turn your back on. How do you know it's still there? You think it is, you may believe very strongly it is.. but when you say you know it is... You then go through a whole series of examples of how each of our senses can be very effectively tricked. Just think of a mirage. Or plunging your hand from hot to cold and back.. till you don't know which is which. My eyes crossed at a very early stage of this and have really never fully uncrossed. So yeah!! let's head back to four letter words. Well five letter words... COFFEE !!! OOops that's got 6 ...

G;day Snooze ya dingbat.. hee heee.... luckily fer both of us ignoramuses, coffee only has two. Can I line you up a brew? :yh_smiley

AussiePam wrote: G;day Snooze ya dingbat.. hee heee.... luckily fer both of us ignoramuses, coffee only has two. Can I line you up a brew? :yh_smiley


After writing the word 'syllables', Snooze's brain will be seized up.:wah:

As a fellow wombat, OM, I won't have you casting nasturtiums at Snooze over her syllogisms. I understood her, I think, perfectly. Is there a cross eyed smiley????

AussiePam wrote: As a fellow wombat, OM, I won't have you casting nasturtiums at Snooze over her syllogisms. I understood her, I think, perfectly. Is there a cross eyed smiley????


With flowers on the one hand and a type of conclusive reasoning on the other, I don't stand a hope of not hanging myself on a thread of silk hanging from a cloud over my head.

AussiePam wrote: As a fellow wombat, OM, I won't have you casting nasturtiums at Snooze over her syllogisms. I understood her, I think, perfectly. Is there a cross eyed smiley????






Close Pammie?



;)

Valerie - you have provided.. and I am henceforth forever in your debt. And what a visual, OpenMind!!! I'll carry that with me - as a talisman - as I tippy toe onto the thin ice of this new day.

AussiePam wrote: Valerie - you have provided.. and I am henceforth forever in your debt. And what a visual, OpenMind!!! I'll carry that with me - as a talisman - as I tippy toe onto the thin ice of this new day.


Make sure it's a fluffly white cloud you're hanging on to, they're lighter than the grey ones.:rolleyes:

May I have a cloud with a silver lining in it for tomorrow?:-6

chonsigirl wrote: May I have a cloud with a silver lining in it for tomorrow?:-6


Whatever you wish for, you can have Chonsi.