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Posted: **Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:57 pm**

Ahem *clears throat* hello people......i am bored.....this isn't uncommon but it is annoying, i need something to help me from losing what might be left of my mind....

'Get a life' u might be saying, but that is just rude, and rudeness is unessasary.....Samara will not tolerate rudeness, mark my words.....

you may now be saying 'who's Samara?' and if u r then count urself lucky, as u r currently and blissfully unaware of the inhuman activities of the one named Samara.....she knows everyone and everything, she never sleeps, and she will make u pay, make u wish u had never been born, so i suggest u keep a low profile, stay out of harm, and avoid situations that could result in ur 'disposal'.....

Now u may be saying 'what the hell is this girl blabbering on about?' 'Why is she using so many commas and dots?' and 'Why won't she shut up?'

It is those sort of questions that WILL result in ur disposal, unessasary thoughts that won't go unoticed by 'her' (the one i refer to as 'her' is Samara, if u did not realise that....u better hope she didn't realise, as i said before, she NEVER sleeps.....)

As you can see i am very bored....maybe Samara has already got to me......who can tell.......all i can say is, stay away from wells and always travel in numbers, that way u might just make it past 7 days.....

If u get a random phonecall from an unknown person, someone who says the very words '7days' then u must alert sumone immediately, count ur blessings, say goodbye to ur fellow friends and family, live life to the full, and await ur fate in a weeks time.....there is no escape and u will have to gradually except that in time, it wont be easy but thats just life.....

To sum up.....Samara never sleeps.....grapes will take over the planet......i am bored.....gerald mcboing boing rocks......and cheese smells

enjoy life and dont worry urself thinking about Samara......or she will find out......and we dont want that now do we? (the answer to that is no)

Posted: **Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:03 pm**

You can always visit the Mother in the Garden for advice.............

Posted: **Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:06 pm**

Do i need my meds? lol

probably......

:rolleyes:

Posted: **Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:07 pm**

BECCA COME BACK I NEED YOU !!!

Posted: **Sun Apr 23, 2006 4:02 am**

Becca wrote: Ahem *clears throat* hello people......i am bored.....this isn't uncommon but it is annoying, i need something to help me from losing what might be left of my mind....

'Get a life' u might be saying, but that is just rude, and rudeness is unessasary.....Samara will not tolerate rudeness, mark my words.....

you may now be saying 'who's Samara?' and if u r then count urself lucky, as u r currently and blissfully unaware of the inhuman activities of the one named Samara.....she knows everyone and everything, she never sleeps, and she will make u pay, make u wish u had never been born, so i suggest u keep a low profile, stay out of harm, and avoid situations that could result in ur 'disposal'.....

Now u may be saying 'what the hell is this girl blabbering on about?' 'Why is she using so many commas and dots?' and 'Why won't she shut up?'

It is those sort of questions that WILL result in ur disposal, unessasary thoughts that won't go unoticed by 'her' (the one i refer to as 'her' is Samara, if u did not realise that....u better hope she didn't realise, as i said before, she NEVER sleeps.....)

As you can see i am very bored....maybe Samara has already got to me......who can tell.......all i can say is, stay away from wells and always travel in numbers, that way u might just make it past 7 days.....

If u get a random phonecall from an unknown person, someone who says the very words '7days' then u must alert sumone immediately, count ur blessings, say goodbye to ur fellow friends and family, live life to the full, and await ur fate in a weeks time.....there is no escape and u will have to gradually except that in time, it wont be easy but thats just life.....

To sum up.....Samara never sleeps.....grapes will take over the planet......i am bored.....gerald mcboing boing rocks......and cheese smells

enjoy life and dont worry urself thinking about Samara......or she will find out......and we dont want that now do we? (the answer to that is no)Are you hearing voices? Your post is very unnerving

Posted: **Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:36 pm**

awww what's wrong Nomad? don't worry i am back

i'm glad u like the dots, they are quite wonderful :rolleyes:

Posted: **Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:17 pm**

So.......imagine you are wandering the streets minding your own business, when suddenly you are confronted with a girl. She's about the same height as you but you can't see her face due to a long mass of black hair.....what do you do? She hasnt threatened you in anyway or said anything, but she's a little creepy standing bare foot in a white dress...... her arms firmly by her side......still don't know what you'd do?

Maybe you'd simply wanna side step her and continue on your journey, or maybe you'd ask her if she was okay........but that, my friends, is NOT the answer......... TURN THE OTHER WAY AND RUN!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!! The person you have stumbled across is the one we call Samara and she has selected you to suffer a 'disposal' for whatever reason she has found, and there isnt much you can do about it.......

'Why must this girl tell us this trash??' you may be saying, a question which WILL cause such events and one that you may live to regret.........

Running is your only option with only a 1% success rate. Samara is fast, faster than a blink and you will have to do some serious sprinting if you want to live to see tomorrow........

In conclusion.....run away from creepy black haired girls.....obey nachos......never talk to strangers.....and ALWAYS eat your greens.....

Posted: **Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:53 pm**

Samara's a marshmallow :rolleyes: pft...bring her on

Posted: **Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:33 pm**

Samara...the creepy little un-dead ghost in "The Ring". Geeze, do you people EVER leave your computers???? :yh_bigsmi

Posted: **Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:59 am**

BabyRider wrote: Samara...the creepy little un-dead ghost in "The Ring". Geeze, do you people EVER leave your computers???? :yh_bigsmi

Oh I love that film, but boy did I have nightmares for days to come after that. I could hardly get to sleep, thinking that someone was going to come out of my tv!! :wah:

Posted: **Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:05 am**

chrisb84uk wrote: Oh I love that film, but boy did I have nightmares for days to come after that. I could hardly get to sleep, thinking that someone was going to come out of my tv!! :wah:
Yeah I liked that one too. AND Darkness falls!:o

Posted: **Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:35 pm**

wow

finally someone has uncovered who I am talking about :p

Posted: **Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:21 pm**

Becca wrote: wow

finally someone has uncovered who I am talking about :p
Was this the point of the thread, or did I ruin something you were trying to do???? I'm so sorry if I goofed up something!!

Posted: **Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:42 pm**

you didn't goof up anything, I was just rambling on about a load of junk so it was meaningless

Posted: **Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:19 pm**

Dont worry about Samara. Just copy a tape and leave it in someone's mailbox you dont like.

Posted: **Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:39 pm**

DesignerGal wrote: Dont worry about Samara. Just copy a tape and leave it in someone's mailbox you dont like.
Lessee, then.....I'm gonna need somewhere in the neighborhood of 3 dozen tapes. :yh_bigsmi

Posted: **Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:32 pm**

BabyRider wrote: Lessee, then.....I'm gonna need somewhere in the neighborhood of 3 dozen tapes. :yh_bigsmi

You crack me the hell up!:wah:

Posted: **Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:45 pm**

that's an excellent way to get revenge on someone you hate, watch the tape, make a copy, and send it to them

or better still don't watch it and just let them suffer :wah: haha that sounds so evil, but such a good plan...

Posted: **Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:19 pm**

To some my 'random babble' may be wearing a bit thin, but I would like to continue this crazy jibberish just for the hell of it

So.......

Boredom is an evil thing that will creep up on you when you least expect it, I don't know whether adults get bored as much as teenagers and kids, but I'm sure it's the same with everyone. So, what do you do when this very thing occurs? There are many answers......take a trip to your relatives? NO, that is NOT the answer, or you may just end up with the dilemma of driving round and round in circles, with each and every one of your passengers slowly getting killed off, one by one...........

*Gasp* yes it's a horrible and unessasary thought.......driving in the dark with your family and suddenly being stopped by a women in the road, which soon leads to the disappearance of several relatives.......

who is this women? samara? NO!! we have moved away from the possibility of being dragged down a well, choking on thread, and drawing random circles....this women is unamed, and she carries a 'baby', who is the baby? WHO KNOWS?? because it's not really a baby, it's a mass of blood wrapped in a white sheet.......... *gasp* OH THE SHAME, OH THE SHAME!!!!! yes she is mad, yes she is creepy, yes she wants some sort of revenge, and no she won't stop.......

Okay, i realise that I may seem crazy, weird, mad, deranged and anything else that basically means those things, but these things can't be ignored........ and they must be addressed appropriately........