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I went to pick up what I thought was dried leaves out of my living room floor. Bodee had brought it in when he came back in the house. Turns out it was a piece of a dismembered toad. Ewwwwwww :yh_sick

Why do dogs think the most disgusting stuff is the best stuff to chew on. :-2

I'm *trying* to eat my chips & salsa here....

I picked up a caterpillar in the utility room thinking it was a dryer fuzzy lint thing...shiver...I am SO near sighted!:yh_glasse

Don't know why they like disgusting stuff but they sure enough do. Tamsen

hasn't done anything like that... of course, she's an

pup.



The old way of teaching a dog not to chase/kill chickens was to tie a

dead chicken, feathers and all, around the dogs neck. For weeks.

Aversion therapy, anyone?



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valerie wrote: The old way of teaching a dog not to chase/kill chickens was to tie a

dead chicken, feathers and all, around the dogs neck. For weeks.

Aversion therapy, anyone?That's so backward and unnecessary. There are so many dogs that would need training. The answer is to induce in each chicken an aversion to dogs, so that they hide before the dogs can hurt them. A week with a piece of dogskin, fur and all, tied round the chicken's neck is usually sufficient.

SnoozeControl wrote: That reminds me of a story...

Setting: the Mental Health Clinic at Beale AFB ... my very young male co-worker and I were rearranging the furniture, and after moving a file cabinet he picked up what he thought was just a big dust bunny. After looking closer at it, he realized it was a very old mouse corpse, and with a shriek, tossed it away. I laughed so hard, all the officers popped out of their offices to see what the hell the noise was all about. Try explaining to an irate psychiatrist why your male co-worker screamed like a woman.

That still cracks me up.


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My nephew, the Marine, will handle rattlesnakes but if you put a bug near him he takes off running and screaming like a woman. When he was shipped to Iraq his requests from home were bug spray and beef jerky. :wah: