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It's a warm, sunny, beautiful morning. I sit here with my mug of tea, looking out at the garden, full of colour, neat and tidy. The blossom is falling gently off the trees, the birds are singing their heart out and it's all so gloriously pleasant and peaceful. Now, what could possibly spoil it?

:)

One of those birds could fly overhead and poop into your tea. That might spoil it....:sneaky:

Hmmm.

:yh_think a meteor on a direct collision course with Earth....

or the moon, with a sudden and abrupt fashion, finally throws itself from the gravitational pull of the earth leaving us for the wrath of mother nature.

meltonpie wrote: It's a warm, sunny, beautiful morning. I sit here with my mug of tea, looking out at the garden, full of colour, neat and tidy. The blossom is falling gently off the trees, the birds are singing their heart out and it's all so gloriously pleasant and peaceful. Now, what could possibly spoil it?

:)


Nuclear Holocaust?:-3

Note to self: Never come in here if I am in a really good or peaceful mood and ask what could spoil it. They'll tell you! :yh_rotfl

It hasn't needed any of the dramatic suggestions made so far, because it's now gone dark and it's raining! It'll probably be snowing in a couple of hours - blooming British weather!:-1

Remake your tea and be prepared to go back outside when the rain is over! You can sip it inside until then, all cozy and dry.

chonsigirl wrote: Remake your tea and be prepared to go back outside when the rain is over! You can sip it inside until then, all cozy and dry.
I've just realised a problem. If I sit outside I can actually see the grass growing, and I hate having to waste time and energy dealing with lawn mowing. Anyone loan me a couple of sheep?

meltonpie wrote: It hasn't needed any of the dramatic suggestions made so far, because it's now gone dark and it's raining! It'll probably be snowing in a couple of hours - blooming British weather!:-1


I dont know how other people feel, but sometimes I think a dark, cool rainy day is somewhat comfortable too. It gives me assurance that the crops are going to be healthy, and food plentiful.

sixyearsleft wrote: He who asks shall recieve:-6






Six, I love you and everything but that's really a "Sheep Shot" :wah:

sixyearsleft wrote: Yes i noticed i should say i was testing you, but thought better of it,

Its a likkle lamb with its mummy, i will try and find daddy,

are you interested in a few chickens?


Six, you are aware that those are turkeys, yes? Or are you being funny and I just don't get it this early in the morning? :yh_think

sixyearsleft wrote: Yes it was an attempt to be funny:-1
Well, that cuts it. And proves the fact that I am incapable of functioning without coffee. :yh_coffee