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You can tell I was bored before making myself work on the computer and pulled up silly practical jokes-some are kind of dumb. What is the silliest joke you have ever played on someone?

Public Pranks

Bend Over Splits

Place a dollar bill on the floor and as people walk by and try to pick the dollar up, you stand nearby and tear a small piece of cloth. It will sound as if the victim of the prank actually split their pants and most of the time they will check their rear and leave in embarrasement. Sounds like a good kid prank!



Pick It Up

Glue a shiny half dollar or quarter to the ground in a busy public place. Then sit back and watch as people pass by and try to pick it up.



Dollar Bill On A Fishing Line

Attach a dollar bill to a fishing line. Stand behind a bush and wait for people to walk by and attempt to pick the dollar up. When they do, then slowly reel the dollar in with your fishing pole. Always wanted to do this as a kid.



Beach Towel Prank

When your victim leaves his or her towel, quickly dig a hole in the sand and place the towel over the hole. When your victim returns, he or she will 'fall' for your prank while you sit there and laugh. And sue you for a broken ankle!



Push or Pull

Print out some signs that read, "Push" and "Pull" and tape them to doors at your local stores. Make sure to place them on the wrong side. Then sit back and watch as people push when they are instructed to pull and vise versa



Public Channel Surfing

Purchase a "universal TV remote" from a place like Radio Shack. When walking by public TVs, such as those in a dorm lounge, change the channel without giving anyone any idea you are doing it. I thought this one was funny, I hate walking by all the TV's during sports season and only sports in on TV for the salespeople-put on something silly like cartoons!

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So did ya find any to pull on your students? :wah:

Well, you always pull the old "Get out a piece of paper, it's a pop quiz" on April Fool's Day. That always works.



Or pull out your cell phone in class, and say you're calling their mom, (watch them get worried) but you are really calling up pizza for lunch.........................

:wah: your cruel.

:wah: Bad bunny.

I pulled a classic joke on one of my co-workers at one of my old bars:



This girl would work first shift, and I relieved her. She was the most lazy brod I have ever met. She flat-out refused to stock her coolers for my shift, cut fruit, fill juices, ANYTHING.

So, one day I came in, on a busy Friday no less, to find my coolers near empty. I stocked them while serving a full house, and made it through my shift. At the end of the night, I took all the Budweiser and Bud Light bottles that we'd emptied, re-capped them, and stocked the cooler for her with the empties.

Needless to say, she kept up on her side-work after that.

"Pick It Up

Glue a shiny half dollar or quarter to the ground in a busy public place. Then sit back and watch as people pass by and try to pick it up. "

Many Chinese shops glue a silver coin at the doorstep of their business. It brings good luck to the business.

Take care,

Gordon.

Some from long ago – and some from not-so-long ago courtesy of my son ---

At a party place a sheet of cling film across the toilet bowl but under the seat. Very few people bother more than a cursory glance before they make use but when they see what they have just done seemingly floating in the air -----

It works even better for men. It splatters!

Gelatine powder and hot water into the toilet turns the water in the water trap into jelly.

Vodka or Gin with a little purple food color and put in an emptied ‘Methylated spirit’ bottle. REALLY impresses people, especially if you already have something of a reputation!

Rapid setting ‘Super Glue’ and toilet seats just beg to go together.

For outside and at-work fun.

Your neighbour has a pale colored cat? Get some hair dye and give it a make over (seen it done – didn’t harm the cat but the neighbour nearly went apoplectic!)

Shave the cat. Nasty – heard about it and saw the Polaroid’s. Personally I wouldn’t do that as I like cats.

Write a VERY rude four letter word on their lawn in fertiliser. Did it when at University to a very nasty neighbour. It worked a treat.

There is the potatoes up the car exhaust thing. Shove a potato of a size that will block the tail pipe into a car exhaust and stand back. Once the engine catches it’s like the biggest ‘spud gun’ of all times.

For someone you don’t like push a thin plastic tube between the door (preferably the rear door) and the door frame of their car then sing a 500 ml syringe introduce milk such that it runs directly onto the carpet. They will NEVER get the smell out short of having the vehicle stripped of the carpets and steam cleaned and even then after a few weeks the smell gets into every piece of soft furnishing in the car.

A small bag of shrimp pushed under a seat, preferably held in place by the seat springs and the frame works wonders after a few days. Very hard to find but not so destructive as the milk which is a killer.

Do you have a colleague travelling by air? This used to be fun. Cut the profile of a knife or better yet the profile of the metal content of a handgun out of aluminium (cooking) foil and slip it between sheets of A4 paper, put the sandwich in an envelope, address it to someone on your ‘target’s visit agenda, and casually leave it with his other items that he is to take with a note asking that it be put in the internal mail at wherever he is going. The fun starts at the check in X-Ray machine and can last for quite some time! Not sure that I’d do it these days though.

Send a resignation letter to a work mates boss.

Call and report a workmates credit card stolen just as he leaves for a trip (done it and had it done) Not sure if it works these days though.

Call, and cancel his hotel reservation. (Done it and had it done)

Oh there’s so many more fun things to do!

I've always liked the one where you empty a couple of cans of vegetable soup into a bag. You then run a tube from the bag to your shirt collar . You go to a bar with a mate and pretend to be drunk and noisily announce that you feel sick. Then turning to the bar, you squeeze the contents of the bag through the tube onto the bar, accompanied by suitable wretching noises. For the finale, your mate pulls a spoon out of his pocket and starts eating it

Uncle Kram wrote: I've always liked the one where you empty a couple of cans of vegetable soup into a abg. You then run a tube from the bag to your shirt collar . You go to a bar with a mate and pretend to be drunk and noisily announce that you feel sick. Then turning to the bar, you squeeze the contents of the bag through the tube onto the bar, accompanied by suitable wretching noises. For the finale, your mate pulls a spoon out of his pocket and starts eating it:yh_sick There goes my cornflakes.

Sorry Abbey

:o

This is immature but I walk around work sometimes and randomly tell people the boss wants to see them and she seems really upset. I really like doing that.