What do you call......
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 12:10 am
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? Doug.
What do you call a man without a shovel in his head? Douglas.
What do you call a lady with a toothpick in her head? Olive.
What do you call a lady with one leg longer than the other? Eileen.
What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg longer than the other? Irene.
What do you call a lady with both legs the same length? Nolene.
What do you call an epileptic in a pile of leaves? Russell.
What do you call a man with a wooden head? Edward.
What do you call a man with three wooden heads? Edward Woodward.
What do you call a man with four wooden heads? I don't know, but Edward Woodward would.
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his tail? Warren.
What do you call a man with his legs chopped off at the knees? Neil.
What do you call a man getting electrocuted? Buzz.
What do you call a man who sits at your front door? Matt.
What do you call a man who has his head stuck under your car? Jack.
What do you call a man who has no arms or legs who is nailed to the wall? Art.
What do you call the arms and legs of the above-mentioned man? Pieces of Art.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a lady who is the stand-in for Polly in Fawlty Towers? Polly-filler.
What do you call a whole bunch of dead, bald smokers floating in the ocean at Christmas? Yul-tide.
What do you call a man who has been buried for 2,000 years? Pete.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him - he still won't come.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs who is chewing a razor? Still no bloody idea.
What do you call a man who hangs off the back of a car? Reg.
What do you call the man who hangs off the back of a car's brother? Our Reg.
Take care,
Gordon.
What do you call a man without a shovel in his head? Douglas.
What do you call a lady with a toothpick in her head? Olive.
What do you call a lady with one leg longer than the other? Eileen.
What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg longer than the other? Irene.
What do you call a lady with both legs the same length? Nolene.
What do you call an epileptic in a pile of leaves? Russell.
What do you call a man with a wooden head? Edward.
What do you call a man with three wooden heads? Edward Woodward.
What do you call a man with four wooden heads? I don't know, but Edward Woodward would.
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his tail? Warren.
What do you call a man with his legs chopped off at the knees? Neil.
What do you call a man getting electrocuted? Buzz.
What do you call a man who sits at your front door? Matt.
What do you call a man who has his head stuck under your car? Jack.
What do you call a man who has no arms or legs who is nailed to the wall? Art.
What do you call the arms and legs of the above-mentioned man? Pieces of Art.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a lady who is the stand-in for Polly in Fawlty Towers? Polly-filler.
What do you call a whole bunch of dead, bald smokers floating in the ocean at Christmas? Yul-tide.
What do you call a man who has been buried for 2,000 years? Pete.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him - he still won't come.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs who is chewing a razor? Still no bloody idea.
What do you call a man who hangs off the back of a car? Reg.
What do you call the man who hangs off the back of a car's brother? Our Reg.
Take care,
Gordon.