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The office philosopher spent a long time working out that bad men wanted their women to be like cigarettes. To be set aflame, consumed and then discarded.

Fastidious men see them as cigars. They are more expensive with a better experience.

The good man, wants his woman to be like his pipe. It is something that he becomes attached to, knocks gently but lovingly, and takes care of always.

Which explains, says the office philosopher, why a man will give you a cigarette, offer you a cigar, but never shares his pipe!

Perhaps the wisest of men never smoke?

Take care,

Gordon.

gordonartist wrote: The office philosopher spent a long time working out that bad men wanted their women to be like cigarettes. To be set aflame, consumed and then discarded.

Fastidious men see them as cigars. They are more expensive with a better experience.

The good man, wants his woman to be like his pipe. It is something that he becomes attached to, knocks gently but lovingly, and takes care of always.

Which explains, says the office philosopher, why a man will give you a cigarette, offer you a cigar, but never shares his pipe!

Perhaps the wisest of men never smoke?

Take care,

Gordon.


But then the office philosopher might say that a man who never smokes can never set his woman aflame!

And the office philosopher might also say that the pipe smoker likes to fondle and caress his pipe but keeps it raised up on the shelf, like a pedestal, where no one else can reach but which he rarely uses himself!

The office philosopher might say that the fastidious man's cigar is a good roll and very exotic!

And the office philosopher might say that the cigarette smoker just prefers fags! :sneaky:

But a female office philosopher might not like a dirty ashtray in her house, as it smells bad!

And a female office philosopher might tell her patient, impatiently....

"Stop philosophising and come to bed!!!" :wah:

Sorry Gordon, I was ruminating on your answers, not taking the mickey!

Love your fab posts, keep 'em coming!

I tried a sentence that ended up suggesting women were a nipple substitute, so that didn't work. And then that men really needed something to suck on, and that seemed even worse. So I gave up before I was tempted to post anything risqué.