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On a lighter side. How about a few opinions.

Who was the greatest comedian ever?

I'm a fan of the late, great Richard Pryor. He was the first to take the views of interracial interaction and joke about it (at least he was the first to do it in the front of large crowds). He was a comical genius that also made you think while you laughed, this is only when he was channeling "Mudbone." The things he has written and said are as funny today as they were when he said it 20 or 30 years ago.

Who was the greatest guitar player ever?

The late great Jimi Hendrix. The man was an absolute animal with a guitar in hand. It is a bit ironic and sad that "...the land of the free..." didn't recognize his talent until he moved oversees where he was welcomed with open arms.

What is the best professional sports team ever?

The Steelers of the 70's. I don't need to go into detail.

For the women Steel Magnolias or Terms of Endearment? I've never seen either one of them. I'm sorry but I pee standing up.

Is it the school or the student that matters more?

I say it's the student. A smart kid can go to a bad school and learn just as much if not more than he or she would at a montessori or private school. More comments later.

Doesn't Joan Rivers look a mess?

Cheney, how do you shoot a man in the face mistaking him for a quail?

Even with gas prices as high as they are now, who is really ready to take public transportation?

I don't go anywhere so this doesn't apply to me. Funny fact, my Father has been working at ExxonMobil for the past 26 or 27 years. I drive a Silverado, he drives a Mustang GT, my mother drives a Lincoln, my sister and my brother-in-law have a Tahoe and Avalanche respectively. We are putting money in our tanks which goes to ExxonMobil which goes to my father which comes back to us.

Would more people complain about gas prices if they had stock in oil? I don't hear Bush and Cheney complaining.

Whose overweight?

I'm 265lbs. with about 20% body fat which isn't really good.

Who has tattoos?

I have 3. All of them are on my back.

This is a picture of me before cut off my political statement of a goatee. Aren't my glasses hot? I have the eyewear now I need the motorcycle to go with them.

Add any questions you like.

Hendrix, yes. Richard Pryor... where does Lenny Bruce fit? "the first to take the views of interracial interaction and joke about it"? I think Richard Pryor was Lenny Bruce's child.

If I had a photo of me that looked like that, I'd hand it out at parties.

Greatest comedian.....no idea I like so many

Greatest guitar player.......no idea guess it could be Hendrix, his rendition of the Star Spangled Banner really was awesome at Woodstock (no I wasn't there, but watched the documentary/movie)

Greatest sports team ever?? no idea, the U.S. womens gymnastics team when they had Donovan. Her first name slips my mind.

Duhh Steal Magnolias........I'm gonna be just like Weezer when I'm old.

If I try peeing standing up, usually just runs down my leg and makes a mess.

School or students, could go either way.

Joan Rivers walking poster child for when you've had to much plastic surgery

Maybe Cheney just has it out for lawyers.

There's no public transportation in my town, so either I start hoofing it or drive my car.

I get 6 cents back for every gallon I purchase cause I use my Coop gas card, so not complaining yet.

Yes I'm sure I could stand to lose 5 or 20 pounds.

I have 3 tattoes, 1 butt topper, 1 band around my right ankle, and a flower on inside of left ankle.

Your glasses are very Matrix cool!

Guess you guys are too young to remember the great Dick Gregory. He went from doing Stand Up to Political Activism in the 60's

Lon wrote: Guess you guys are too young to remember the great Dick Gregory. He went from doing Stand Up to Political Activism in the 60's


I'm familiar with Dick Gregory but I look as an activist that just happens to be a comedian or a comedian that just happens to be an activist. Gregory seems to have dropped the comedian title and is simply an activist.

Billy Connelly is pretty funny. He was good in the movie Boondock Saints.

How much does a gallon of petrol cost oversee?

Lennox wrote: This is a picture of me before cut off my political statement of a goatee. Aren't my glasses hot? I have the eyewear now I need the motorcycle to go with them.


Yes, the glasses are VERY hot. Now....let's talk about this motorcycle!!!!