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A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After carefully planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: "Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

(And you thought I lacked De Gaulle to send you a story like this.)

Gordon

He Rodin the paddy waggon which Renoir over Seurat which led the thief Toulouse his calm and Pissaro in his pants.

koochikoo wrote: I heard they Warhol-ding him in custody.


Was he being held by Constable or Sargent?