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I called up my boss one day and said I couldn't come in due to a problem with my eyes. She asked what was wrong with my eyes, and i said, "I just can't see coming in to work...." :yh_rotfl

Two that I remember well were

1. One employee called in saying he had ran over himself with his pick-up truck.

2. I once had an employee call in saying she would be late getting to work. She said she had too many hickies on her neck and needed to wait until the stores opened to buy a turtleneck.

Now how do you respond to these without laughing...:wah:

CARLA wrote:

Now how do you respond to these without laughing...:wah:


You absolutely do NOT!!! Too funny Carla!!!! :yh_rotfl

SnoozeControl wrote: I told my boss (on the phone) that I had an anal fissure and started to go into graphic detail, so he politely told me he hoped I felt better soon.

I didn't really have one.


I can imagine this conversation :

Head honcho: "Miss Control won't be in today as she's a pain in the arse"

Minion: Yes she is isn't she

I worked for a transportation company in Orlando and one of the bus drivers was really strange and would call in sick all the time with weird excuses but the most memorable one was when he said he couldn't come in cuz his dog had a headache! :-2