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Spot bows and accepts a peck on the cheek

Oh, how sweet! Uncle Spot!

*blowing kisses to Spot*

Oh my, Uncle Spot will learn to like so much attention.......................

Spot wipes various lipstick smudges onto the back of his hand and exits stage right, pursued by women

*women block his exit clamoring for his autograph*

Can we call you Pinky Spots now

Spotting the Pink is a technical term, but I'm damned if I say out loud in public what it means.

spot wrote: Spotting the Pink is a technical term, but I'm damned if I say out loud in public what it means.


Well it must be one of your own, cause I typed it in google and didn't get anything exept stuff on menupause:-3



Can I have a clue

Pyramid Spot - The spot in the exact centre of the top half of the table. Used in snooker for spotting the black when the black spot is occupied; for spotting the red after it has been potted twice in successive strokes from the black spot and the centre spot is occupied; and for spotting the Pink ball.

The act of placing the Pink on the Pyramid Spot is "spotting the Pink".

spot wrote: Pyramid Spot - The spot in the exact centre of the top half of the table. Used in snooker for spotting the black when the black spot is occupied; for spotting the red after it has been potted twice in successive strokes from the black spot and the centre spot is occupied; and for spotting the Pink ball.



The act of placing the Pink on the Pyramid Spot is "spotting the Pink".


OOOHHH I thought it must be something ruuuuude, or is it and I just don't get it.:-3

Oh - well it's a specific tongue movement that stimulates the clitoris in a very particular fashion as well, but I thought I'd stick with snooker.

Oh, I knew I wasn't good at cryptic puzzels, :-3 I'd better go back to google now and take safe search off:D

If I only ever did what people expected, think how even more boring I'd be.

I'm kinda new here . . .

. . . should I be covering Spot with kisses as well?

I don't have any uncles and could sure use one!

No Cher, this has been the "let's all try to make spot blush" thread, I'm headed for high ground at a surprisingly fast pace right now and anyway transatlantic uncles would set a new standard in uselessness. As for young Pinky, she probably woke up this morning with a hangover and a "God how do I get out of this" look on her face.

cherandbuster wrote: I'm kinda new here . . .



. . . should I be covering Spot with kisses as well?



I don't have any uncles and could sure use one!


Only if you want to play snooker with spot:D

orangesox1 wrote: Only if you want to play snooker with spot:D


Is snooker what I think it is or is it actually something harmless?

Remember you are dealing with a Yankee here!!

HAHAHAHA hohohohoho Oh spot you got yourself in deeeeeeep now

Well this thread has definaltey enlightened me about the full extent of Spot's knowledge.



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Man of the HOUR



SPOT

Unca Spot . . . where are you?!

Hiding until the fuss dies down?

I was reading a book. Gore Vidal, "The Golden Age", 2000. Chapter 7, the view from the White House as Japan struck Pearl Harbor. An eery echo of the 21st century.

Snooker is what we English do with what you'd doubtless call a pool cue, but it's rather more precise.

My idea of snooker sounds like more fun:rolleyes:

spot wrote: Hiding until the fuss dies down?

I was reading a book. Gore Vidal, "The Golden Age", 2000. Chapter 7, the view from the White House as Japan struck Pearl Harbor. An eery echo of the 21st century.

Snooker is what we English do with what you'd doubtless call a cue pool, but it's rather more precise.


to be "snookerd" is to be drunk ahahahahahahaha

Oh Uncle Spot you are so much fun

minks wrote: to be "snookerd" is to be drunk ahahahahahahaha

Oh Uncle Spot you are so much fun


In that case Unca Spot, I'd be happy to share one with ya!!

Pinky wrote: Woohoo! Did I hear the word DRINK?

Mine's a red wine thanks


even better if it is home made

Pinky wrote: Totally agree! my dad used to make his own. 2 glasses of that and the effect was WOOOOOOOOOOO!


pour me one Pinky!!:D

Pinky wrote:


Here ya go Cher! Enjoy:)


Ahhhhh . . . that went down nicely!

Ready for a refill, Pinky my friend:)

Here, I brought a couple of bottles of Chateau de Chassilier, some cheese and a pack of assorted biscuits. We can make a picnic out of this spare thread if nobody else has a use for it.

Who's got the corkscrew?

Spot, Minks, Pinky . . . here's the corkscrew . . . I'll spread out the blanket under that nice oak tree . . .

Oh Spot . . . where are you?

Pinky 'n I have saved you a seat right between us;)

Just making sure the coolbag stayed properly cool. There's a cold roast chicken, a ham with a sharp knife, lots of rolls, fresh unsalted butter and more salad than you'd think would fit.

Oh... and a bottle of very sweet Sauternes to go with some melon slices. We could start with that if you don't mind getting sticky. Quite fun, a virtual picnic. The weather's more controllable for one thing.

Oh Spot, that sounds lovely!

There's such a beautiful breeze blowing. Doesn't the sun feel good on your face?

Hey, Pink -- pass me a fresh juicy slice of melon, would you:)

And Spot, I think I'll try some of that wine, if you don't mind pouring . . .

That's what it's for. It's nice out, isn't it.

There's some more glasses in the hamper.

Attached files

Specially for you, Pinky, I've a bowl with some sherry at the bottom for you to dip things in. It's very effective.

Ooooohh, that chicken is delicous. Perfectly cooked!

And the salad -- Spot, thanks for remembering how much I like tomatoes.

And you even baked fresh bread for Pink & me!

I don't think I've ever seen the sky this shade of blue before:)