Not very Deep thoughts

[Marie5656]

Yep..my day is boring, so I am here, finding all this stuff to share with everyone.



Not So Deep Thoughts





* I started out with nothing...I still have most of it.



* When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran?



* I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.



* Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.



* If all is not lost, where is it?



* It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.



* If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.



* The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.



* I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.



* It was all so different before everything changed.



* Some days you're the dog, some days the hydrant.



* Nostalgia isn't what is used to be.



* I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.



* It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.



* Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.



* The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.



* If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.



* When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?



* There are two kinds of pedestrians...the quick and the dead.



* A closed mouth gathers no feet.



* Being healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.



* It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.



* The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

[minks]

Absent minded....

I am absent from mine often

[vampress.rozz]

Most of my thoughts are not so deep. Im only 5"2 id never see over the top if they were

see I spent time decididing whether to change colour or not.lol

[sunny104]

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