Not very Deep thoughts
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:16 am
Yep..my day is boring, so I am here, finding all this stuff to share with everyone.
Not So Deep Thoughts
* I started out with nothing...I still have most of it.
* When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran?
* I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
* Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
* If all is not lost, where is it?
* It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
* If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
* The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.
* I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.
* It was all so different before everything changed.
* Some days you're the dog, some days the hydrant.
* Nostalgia isn't what is used to be.
* I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.
* It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.
* Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
* The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
* If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
* When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?
* There are two kinds of pedestrians...the quick and the dead.
* A closed mouth gathers no feet.
* Being healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
* It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.
* The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Not So Deep Thoughts
* I started out with nothing...I still have most of it.
* When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran?
* I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
* Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
* If all is not lost, where is it?
* It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
* If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
* The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.
* I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.
* It was all so different before everything changed.
* Some days you're the dog, some days the hydrant.
* Nostalgia isn't what is used to be.
* I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.
* It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.
* Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
* The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
* If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
* When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?
* There are two kinds of pedestrians...the quick and the dead.
* A closed mouth gathers no feet.
* Being healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
* It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.
* The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Most of my thoughts are not so deep. Im only 5"2 id never see over the top if they were 