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SnoozeControl wrote: Typical crazy end-of-quarter mayhem, but there were some nice little touches that made it all uniquely mine.



First off, I was forwarding an email to P. Dean in the next-door building and somehow it ended up going to A. Dean in Germany. He was understandably confused and I sincerely apologized by explaining I'm an idiot.



At lunch, which is always Mexican food day in the cafeteria, I'm at my cubbydesk stuffing a really drippy taco into my face and my co-worker asks (and she asks me this every Thursday, while I'm stuffing a really drippy taco into my face) if I had beans and rice with it while she's looking over my shoulder directly into my container of food which clearly does not include rice and beans. And of course my mouth is full so she stands there watching me chew until I can answer her that, no, I don't have rice and beans.



More work related madness...



I'm finally leaving for the day, and another co-worker says she'll walk out with me. I have to pee like a racehorse so we stop in the ladies' room on the way. We're washing our hands, and I get to the towel dispenser first, and end up with about five towels. She actually starts to take some from me, saying I've got too many. By this point, I get a little huffy and tell her no, I need all these towels. She widens her eyes at my rude reply and daintily gets her own while shaking her head at my unwillingness to share.



I'm off work until Monday, thank god!:)




Tell her to call me. I will find a way to diplomatically tell her to take a chill pill and don’t mess with the Snooze.

don't ya hate nosey people. :-2

SnoozeControl wrote: Typical crazy end-of-quarter mayhem, but there were some nice little touches that made it all uniquely mine.

First off, I was forwarding an email to P. Dean in the next-door building and somehow it ended up going to A. Dean in Germany. He was understandably confused and I sincerely apologized by explaining I'm an idiot.

At lunch, which is always Mexican food day in the cafeteria, I'm at my cubbydesk stuffing a really drippy taco into my face and my co-worker asks (and she asks me this every Thursday, while I'm stuffing a really drippy taco into my face) if I had beans and rice with it while she's looking over my shoulder directly into my container of food which clearly does not include rice and beans. And of course my mouth is full so she stands there watching me chew until I can answer her that, no, I don't have rice and beans.

More work related madness...

I'm finally leaving for the day, and another co-worker says she'll walk out with me. I have to pee like a racehorse so we stop in the ladies' room on the way. We're washing our hands, and I get to the towel dispenser first, and end up with about five towels. She actually starts to take some from me, saying I've got too many. By this point, I get a little huffy and tell her no, I need all these towels. She widens her eyes at my rude reply and daintily gets her own while shaking her head at my unwillingness to share.

I'm off work until Monday, thank god!:)


Maybe she's mastered the art of wiping her arse on one square of paper. Ask her to teach you

The nosey bitch with the food? I would have made sure I had a really huge bite, all chewed up and gooshy in my mouth and answered her while still chewing, allowing just a little to dribble down my chin. Then ask her if she'd like some.

BabyRider wrote: The nosey bitch with the food? I would have made sure I had a really huge bite, all chewed up and gooshy in my mouth and answered her while still chewing, allowing just a little to dribble down my chin. Then ask her if she'd like some.


I hope you didn't do that at your wedding reception

Uncle Kram wrote: I hope you didn't do that at your wedding reception
No, but after I'd changed into my biker gear and got out of that gawd-awful dress, (I hate wearing dresses) I did spill some chocolate mousse down my cleavage and Bullet helped me clean it up by lic...well....you'll just have to wait for pictures. :yh_devil :yh_rotfl

BabyRider wrote: No, but after I'd changed into my biker gear and got out of that gawd-awful dress, (I hate wearing dresses) I did spill some chocolate mousse down my cleavage and Bullet helped me clean it up by lic...well....you'll just have to wait for pictures. :yh_devil :yh_rotfl


Ooooooo - you little temptress :wah:

Uncle Kram wrote: Ooooooo - you little temptress :wah:
I know. I'm evil. It's a gift.

BabyRider wrote: I know. I'm evil. It's a gift.
I've been telling you that for years.