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New Boots
Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:24 am
by jbbarker1947
Every couple of years, I get a new pair of boots. I have had calf skin, bull hide, water buffalo, ostrich, kangaroo, elephant, snake, ell just to name a few. This year I wanted something more exotic. Any guesses? $50.00 if you guess right.
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:26 am
by chonsigirl
Rhino.
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:32 am
by sunny104
wild boar!
you can make your boots and have pork chops!:D
or would that be boar chops??
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:33 am
by Sheryl
crocodile, llama?
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:35 am
by jbbarker1947
hint
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:40 am
by Sheryl
human skin? :-3
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:41 am
by K.Snyder
Horse.
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:41 am
by K.Snyder
Sheryl wrote: human skin? :-3
Yeah its his ex-wife.
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:42 am
by sunny104
armadillo?
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:42 am
by chonsigirl
Lizard................
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:05 pm
by jbbarker1947
K.Snyder wrote: Yeah its his ex-wife.
Not soft enough.
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:08 pm
by CARLA
Moose hide..!!
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:19 pm
by Erinna1112
Rattlesnake.
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:23 pm
by jbbarker1947
Hint:
It is featured in the bar that John F. Kennedy first met Sir Winston Churchill.
35 min left. $50.00 offer to be withdrawn.
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:30 pm
by jbbarker1947
Diuretic wrote: Fish.
I did think about shrimp skin, but pink boots? The guys at the stockyards would laugh their arsess off.
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:32 pm
by jbbarker1947
$50.00 offer withdrawn.
Hint #3
Jackie O sat on it.
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:38 pm
by jbbarker1947
ArnoldLayne wrote: Jackie O's arse cheeks ?
That's funny. I don't care who you are!
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:47 pm
by chonsigirl
Hard to find, only clue on the net is wolverine.
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:01 pm
by jbbarker1947
Sperm Whale Foreskin
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:08 pm
by CARLA
Woooo!! no coment
I will let Snooze and Nomad run with this...:wah: :wah:
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:12 pm
by sunny104
:yh_ooooo
you'll have to show them to me next time I see you!!
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:24 pm
by annabelle
Bison?
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:30 pm
by abbey
Whale foreskin!!!:yh_sick
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:37 pm
by annabelle
Reindeer ?
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:40 pm
by chonsigirl
:p Why would you want boots made out of that, JB?
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:03 pm
by CARLA
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Good one Arnold....!! Kinda of where my mind was at as well..
[QUOTE]Originally Posted by ArnoldLayne
Bloody hell jb, don't polish them too much. They might just split [/QUOTE]
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:08 pm
by AussiePam
Whales have foreskins????
WOW!! You wonderful folk here in Forum Garden are continually broadening my education!
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:17 pm
by cherandbuster
Maybe it was a Jewish sperm whale and that's why jb has his foreskin.
Boy, I woulda liked to watch that briss;)
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:36 pm
by K.Snyder
cherandbuster wrote: Maybe it was a Jewish sperm whale and that's why jb has his foreskin.
Boy, I woulda liked to watch that briss;)
http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showt ... 486&page=5
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:45 pm
by annabelle
AussiePam wrote: Whales have foreskins????
education!
LOL Pam ... Large enough for a pair of boots I would imagine given that it's penis is eight feet long! ... well, a blue whale's is ....:wah: :yh_rotfl
And just in case I'm not believed .... take a look ...lol
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:25 pm
by Accountable
The only boots that get stiffer the more you oil 'em. :yh_rotfl
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:26 pm
by Accountable
I wanna see a picture of the guy that said "Y'know ... this feels pretty nice ... yehhhh ... It'd feel real good wrapped around my foot." :-2
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:30 pm
by Aisling
All i can say is Far-out!!(Though we may need a FG intervention soon,if we dont stop jb,who knows who'll he'll be wearing next!!!!:yh_ghost )
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:04 am
by AussiePam
annabelle wrote: LOL Pam ... Large enough for a pair of boots I would imagine given that it's penis is eight feet long! ... well, a blue whale's is ....:wah: :yh_rotfl
And just in case I'm not believed .... take a look ...lol
OMG Annabelle an eight foot dong!!! I think I'm gonna faint!! We used to have a rule about leaving our firearms behind Bothwells bar while carousing. Maybe we should get jb to leave his boots outside the FG door, for the sake of the ladies' finer sensibilities. I'll go find him something else to wear indoors :yh_rotfl
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:16 am
by cherandbuster
AussiePam wrote: OMG Annabelle an eight foot dong!!!
OUCH!
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:08 am
by annabelle
AussiePam wrote: OMG Annabelle an eight foot dong!!! I think I'm gonna faint!! :yh_rotfl
:wah: I wasn't suggesting you try it for size pam .....
:yh_rotfl
I will let Snooze and Nomad run with this...:wah: :wah: