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Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:38 am**

You have to increase the font size in your browser......

Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:44 am**

woppy71 wrote: You have to increase the font size in your browser......

Older is as older perceives. Nothing more.

Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:44 am**

You know your getting older when....

You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations

You pull your socks up to remove the wrinkles and realize your not wearing any.

Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:50 am**

Your boss tells you his birthday, and you remember what you were doing then.

Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:02 am**

Nomad wrote: You know your getting older when....

You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations

You pull your socks up to remove the wrinkles and realize your not wearing any.

This reminded me of an old timers joke. (You know you're getting older when)

An 80 year old timer wakes up one morning and sees his soldier is standing at attention!

So he wakes up his wife and says to her with a big grin, look what I have, what do you think we should do with it? :-2

She says, well now that you've got all the wrinkles out, why not try washing it!:D

Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:11 am**

Nomad wrote: You know your getting older when....

You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations

You pull your socks up to remove the wrinkles and realize your not wearing any.

LOL :wah:

You know your getting older when......

The skin on your legs looks like a mountain range...

Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:23 am**

You know you're getting older when.....

Regrets take the place of dreams (John Barrymore but how I agree!)

or

You get your head together but your body starts to fall apart!:(

Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:24 am**

cars wrote: This reminded me of an old timers joke. (You know you're getting older when)

An 80 year old timer wakes up one morning and sees his soldier is standing at attention!

So he wakes up his wife and says to her with a big grin, look what I have, what do you think we should do with it? :-2

She says, well now that you've got all the wrinkles out, why not try washing it!:D

Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:29 am**

cars wrote: This reminded me of an old timers joke. (You know you're getting older when)

An 80 year old timer wakes up one morning and sees his soldier is standing at attention!

So he wakes up his wife and says to her with a big grin, look what I have, what do you think we should do with it? :-2

She says, well now that you've got all the wrinkles out, why not try washing it!:D

I'll never have this problem.

Posted: **Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:54 pm**

When you crap your drawers and no one is there to change your stinkin diapers.

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:41 am**

K.Snyder wrote: I'll never have this problem.

Why not?

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:36 am**

i realised other people knew i was getting old when a young 20 year old girl in the pub went to show me a joke text on her phone and held it in front of me and i had to move the phone further away i just could not focus on it

she innocently asked why do old people have to do that

i replied oh i,m not old i just have not brought my reading glasses with me but she knew i was lying doh doh doh

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:36 am**

..When the words "I remember.." are present more then 5 times in a day...

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:38 am**

..when young people address to you with.." beg your pardon, madam.."

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:49 am**

Imladris wrote: Why not?

Well, I'll baith myself for one...

and...uh....lets just say, I have enough enthusiasm now to last me over....:yh_think...around,...lets say about 70 more years. :yh_eyebro

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:50 am**

K.Snyder wrote: Well, I'll baith myself for one...

and...uh....lets just say, I have enough enthusiasm now to last me over....:yh_think...around,...lets say about 70 more years. :yh_eyebro

:wah::wah:

Posted: **Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:14 pm**

Its when your teeth start talking to you from a glass and you answer them:-1 :-1

Posted: **Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:22 pm**

. . . you get excited thinking about a good night's sleep