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I just now got a phone call from the Fraternal Oder of Police, asking for money. I let the guy get through his whole spiel and when he asked me how much money I'd be sending them, I said, "My husband just got wrongfully convicted of a crime he didn't commit, and is in jail for 17 years, so I'm not real big on helping you guys out these days." And hung up on him.

Too harsh maybe? Oh well, he'll get over it. I know I already have.

SnoozeControl wrote: Oh, I dunno... harsh would've been "**** you, *sshole! Rot in hell."



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Snooze, you wanna come hang with me and field my calls?!!! You're awesome.

SnoozeControl wrote: Oh, I dunno... harsh would've been "**** you, *sshole! Rot in hell."




:wah:

Nah, that wasnt a cop anyway. Just a crew that solicits on the phone.

finding a spoon when alll you need is a knife for definite..

just to lighten it guess the song..



and BR s**** em...... it wasnt harsh, trust me that was nowhere near the vicinity of harsh, just a woman lettting em know she was p*****

I'm with Snooze tell them to ******* off and hang up..:wah:

venus wrote: finding a spoon when alll you need is a knife for definite..



just to lighten it guess the song..







and BR s**** em...... it wasnt harsh, trust me that was nowhere near the vicinity of harsh, just a woman lettting em know she was p*****
It's an Allanis Morrisette song, and for the life of me I cannot come up with the title. It's on the tip of my tongue, and I just can't push it past my teeth....:-5



Thanks guys. :-4

"Ironic"

An old man turned ninety-eight

He won the lottery and died the next day

It's a black fly in your Chardonnay

It's a death row pardon two minutes too late

And isn't it ironic...dontcha think

It's like rain on your wedding day

It's a free ride when you've already paid

It's the good advice that you just didn't take

Who would've thought...it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly

He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye

He waited his whole damn life to take that flight

And as the plane crashed down he thought

"Well isn't this nice..."

And isn't it ironic...dontcha think

It's like rain on your wedding day

It's a free ride when you've already paid

It's the good advice that you just didn't take

Who would've thought...it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

When you think everything's okay and everything's going right

And life has a funny way of helping you out when

You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up

In your face

A traffic jam when you're already late

A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

It's meeting the man of my dreams

And then meeting his beautiful wife

And isn't it ironic...dontcha think

A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day

It's a free ride when you've already paid

It's the good advice that you just didn't take

Who would've thought...it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out

Helping you out




Ironic.. don't ya' think?

Raymond

Captain Ray wrote: Ironic.. don't ya' think?



Raymond
Oh dammit. I should have had that one, Ray. Guess my brain is finally turning to mush.

It's one of my favorite Alanis Morrisette songs.. not that I like Alanis very much.. I like to spoof her...

Like my Mom never thought it was as funny as I did when she called me a "son-of-a-bitch!!"

Now that's not right..

*God bless the little Pygmies in New Guinea...*

Raymond

Captain Ray wrote: It's one of my favorite Alanis Morrisette songs.. not that I like Alanis very much.. I like to spoof her...



Like my Mom never thought it was as funny as I did when she called me a "son-of-a-bitch!!"



Now that's not right..



*God bless the little Pygmies in New Guinea...*



Raymond




If Gordon were here he would kick your ass right now. :wah:

BR, I'm sure that felt good. Nicely done, my friend!:)