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Enter your wish....the next person will grant it with a twist.

For example..you wish to win the next lottery.....I'll grant your wish, but that ticket is shared by five tousand people, so you win $5.65.



My wish? I'd like to be the most articulate person on the planet.

Lulu2 wrote: My wish? I'd like to be the most articulate person on the planet.


You are, but that's because you're the only person left after a nuclear bomb.

I wish everyone could be in love . . .

cherandbuster wrote: You are, but that's because you're the only person left after a nuclear bomb.



I wish everyone could be in love . . .


They are.......... but only with themselves!



I wish it would only rain at night

chocoholic wrote: They are.......... but only with themselves!



I wish it would only rain at night


It will, but that's because the sun has exploded and we all live in total darkness.

I wish . . . that I could snap my fingers and my house would be spotless!

Pinky wrote: I wish I didn't have to go to work.


You don't, but that's because you were fired for a very poor performance.

I wish . . . That I never had to wake up to an alarm clock!

I wish I didn't have to go to work.
Granted. You get fired and are now jobless.

I wish I could sleep all day.

cherandbuster wrote: You don't, but that's because you were fired for a very poor performance.



I wish . . . That I never had to wake up to an alarm clock!


You don't.... that's because you will have permanent insomnia!



I wish that chocolate wasn't fattening!!!

chocoholic wrote: You don't.... that's because you will have permanent insomnia!



I wish that chocolate wasn't fattening!!!


It isn't, but you've eaten it all up and there's no more left in the world! :-1 POOR GAIL!

I wish my weight would never change and I was a nice thin little thing always

cherandbuster wrote: It isn't, but you've eaten it all up and there's no more left in the world! :-1 POOR GAIL!

I wish my weight would never change and I was a nice thin little thing always


Granted. But thats because you only eat barley and non fat milk all the time.

I wish I had one million dollars.

DesignerGal wrote: Granted. But thats because you only eat barley and non fat milk all the time.



I wish I had one million dollars.


You do but they are radioactive



I wish that I had a new car

chocoholic wrote: You do but they are radioactive



I wish that I had a new car


You do but it doesnt have an engine.

I wish I had three babies.

DesignerGal wrote: You do but it doesnt have an engine.



I wish I had three babies.


you do but they all need breastfeeding at once!



I wish I could dance

Granted--you can dance! Unfortunately, the only dance you know is the HULA and your friends are very weary of your hula recitals!

I wish I knew how to manage my temper.

Lulu2 wrote: Granted--you can dance! Unfortunately, the only dance you know is the HULA and your friends are very weary of your hula recitals!

I wish I knew how to manage my temper.


Granted.

But you can't manage anything else in your life and it's a total wreck!

I wish for world peace.

Granted! Unfortunately, the WISH FAIRY has poor hearing, and she's given you world PIECE. You wind up with a small, barren Pacific atoll.

I wish I could fly.

Lulu2 wrote: Granted! Unfortunately, the WISH FAIRY has poor hearing, and she's given you world PIECE. You wind up with a small, barren Pacific atoll.

I wish I could fly.


Granted.

But you get caught in a helicopter propeller.

And it's not a pretty sight.

I wish . . . that I had a house on the beach.

Kathy Ellen wrote: You do, but your house was destroyed by the hurricane Katrina.

I wish I was a mermaid


Granted, Kathy Ellen (hello by the way:-6 )

But you don't know how to swim

I wish . . . I was always right!

It does.....but the lack of inertia makes everybody fall off.



I wish to meet an alien.

I wish to meet an alien. Granted we are all aliens her a FG and we are taking over the world. ...:-3

I wish I had another wish..

Easily granted.....and....PRESTO! Unfortunately, you've forgotten why the fairy is there, so your chance just passes on by!

I wish I could ride a Clydesdale horse!

Your wish is my command. However, you shall walk extremely bow-legged for the rest of your life.

I wish my toes would grow back on my right foot.

GRANTED, my dear! Unfortunately, the toes growing now on your right foot came from your LEFT!

I wish I could become invisible/visible at will.

Lulu2 wrote: GRANTED, my dear! Unfortunately, the toes growing now on your right foot came from your LEFT!



I wish I could become invisible/visible at will.


You can, but this is what you will look like when you are visible!







I wish I could fly

Granted with pleasure! You are now a crow!



I wish I knew the secret to world peace....

Granted...but now that I've told you I will have to kill you.

I wish I wouldn't have to kill Lulu.

Granted....the fairy saves her! Unfortunately for you, you're now responsible for her....forever. (Which room will be hers?)



:sneaky:



I wish I'd never get older.

Granted...but you will, however, continue to get younger and younger. Better lay in a supply of Pampers.

I wish I could see properly without my glasses. I'm so tired of wearing these things!!

Granted! Perfect vision is now yours!

However, you now notice every speck of dust, lint and animal hair....it drives you crazy and you become obsessive/compulsive.



I wish my weight would never vary from that of my high school days.

Lulu2 wrote: Granted! Perfect vision is now yours!

However, you now notice every speck of dust, lint and animal hair....it drives you crazy and you become obsessive/compulsive.



I wish my weight would never vary from that of my high school days.


Your wish is granted, my friend. Your weight is the same but you're three feet tall and quite wide!

I wish everyone could have a positive outlook on life.

cherandbuster wrote: Your wish is granted, my friend. Your weight is the same but you're three feet tall and quite wide!



I wish everyone could have a positive outlook on life.






Granted, but to have a positive outlook you must have negative people - NO PRIVACY!!!!!!



I wish that I could find a perfect man

chocoholic wrote: I wish that I could find a perfect man


Your wish is granted, my friend Gail

But everything else in your life will become imperfect forever

I wish for a long and healthy life . . .

Granted, new friend! Unfortunately, everyone you know and love will die while YOU live healthily into your second and third century!



I wish I could stop this mess in the middle-East!

Granted, the mess in the Middle East is ended. However, it has all moved to your back yard and the noise is horrendous.



I wish I could meet the REAL Santa Claus.

Grumpaz wrote: I wish I could meet the REAL Santa Claus.


You can and do, my friend Cheryl, but you are so disappointed because he is always getting hammered with Sam Sam the Chanukah Man (us Jewish kids had to make up someone!:rolleyes: )

I wish . . . I didn't get cold feet at night.

It is my honor to grant your wish. Your feet shall never be cold again...as a matter of fact they will be sooo hot you will set little fires wherever you walk.

I wish....I could be a great inventor.

Grumpaz wrote: It is my honor to grant your wish. Your feet shall never be cold again...as a matter of fact they will be sooo hot you will set little fires wherever you walk.

I wish....I could be a great inventor.


Granted - but the wheel has already been invented

I wish it was cooler here

Uncle Kram wrote: I wish it was cooler here


Oh my dear Uncle

Your wish is granted

but you are in Hell

and hell just froze over!!

I wish . . . I could meet my Garden friends in person

Pinky wrote: OK! But we're all smelly weirdos!!!:wah:

I wish I could go on holiday this year.


Your wish is granted, my dear Pinkster

But you can never return home.

I wish . . . I could snap my fingers and be anywhere I want to be!

Your wish is granted, Cher. However your fingers freeze and fall off on your trip to Siberia and you're stuck.



I wish I could eat anything I wanted and never gain weight.

Granted, my friend! For the rest of your life, you'll desire nothing but parsnips!



I wish I knew how to spin gold from straw!