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Take a look at these, some of them had me in hysterics!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

http://rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml

Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"

Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."

Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"

Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.":yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Those crack me up. No wonder our legal system is in a shambles.

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