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Hello there my favorite people...Yes I know - Yet another sad tale from the depths of moms computer....BUT HELL NO! I went to a naughty party tongiht and had such a blast that we decided to go on out to the bar..Yes MOM in the bar-- I puke with beer and I puke without--so I say what the hell! I am soooooooo full of vodka slushes and wine that I may just sleep here on the ol keyboard!!!!! Yeeee haawww......ok enough of my gloating....hee hee Life is to shortto just stay at home and feel sorry for yourself...so here is what I am gonna do..........

Lets post 4 happy thjings that you are super diiiiiiiiii dooper thankful for...besides the Big Mac I jammed into my mouth before coming home....



1. WINE--oh beautiful wine....

2. My doctors.I know I say I hate um but here I am ...waiting for the US FG get together.and very much alive.........yep still waiting....here I am..........still here---------------

3. My family --which is first of course and will always be.....

4. The new 7inch dildo I just bought---haaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa oh yeah and they make this stuff that makes you feel like a "virgin" again-- Iorderd that by the case load......LOL LOL LOL

Don't hold this one againt me in the AM---cuz I suure feel good tonight!@! I love you all so much....I never seem to get on here enough for goodnesssakes but will promise to keep it upbeat from here on out.....YES I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mom, surely someone's there with a camera? You sound in just the right mood to surprise us even further. See if you can find a box of table-tennis balls and a party whistle, that would be a good start!

I can't ever type straight with alcohol in the room, it does things to my fingers.

I haven't felt like a virgin for ages, I can't stay up all night like some people.

It sounds like wonderful evening for you, Mom!



:-4 :yh_hugs

Theia! Just the person, I tried describing what to do with the table-tennis balls and the party whistle but I got stuck for words. I bet you can explain it far better than I could, along with your own party tricks.

I could, Spot, you're right, but this time I'm going to take a back seat and let you have a go. Come on, you can do it...come on, give it a try

theia wrote: Come on, you can do it...come on, give it a tryThose are, traditionally, the correct words for the audience half-way through the act, so we've got some of it right already. I remember people are meant to shout out "It's behind you!" as well just before the finale. My real problem is that while I've seen it performed magnificently, I've never known how the effects were achieved.

Mom - it is so good to see you !!!!!!!! I think of you often. And sounds like you've been having an awesome party!! How's that gorgeous male nurse you have you eye on??? I'm sending lots of love and thoughtwaves!!!!

Mom. good to hear you are up and partying. Enjoy yourself. By god you deserve it more than most.:-4

Mom, it is WONDERFUL to hear you like this!!! I am proud of you for getting out, you above anyone I know, (myself included) totally deserve it. It's positively fabulous to see you enjoying life. You are loved, you know that, right? :-4 :-6 :-4 :-6

Party on, Mom!:-4

A 7" dildo and getting liquored up. That is my kinda gal ! :-4

Hiya Mom!!

We're THRILLED that you enjoyed a night out on the town!

Sounds like you were in for an interesting night at home, too :sneaky:

And we're just as thankful to have you in our lives :-4

mominiowa wrote: Hello there my favorite people...Yes I know - Yet another sad tale from the depths of moms computer....BUT HELL NO! I went to a naughty party tongiht and had such a blast that we decided to go on out to the bar..Yes MOM in the bar-- I puke with beer and I puke without--so I say what the hell! I am soooooooo full of vodka slushes and wine that I may just sleep here on the ol keyboard!!!!! Yeeee haawww......ok enough of my gloating....hee hee Life is to shortto just stay at home and feel sorry for yourself...so here is what I am gonna do..........

Lets post 4 happy thjings that you are super diiiiiiiiii dooper thankful for...besides the Big Mac I jammed into my mouth before coming home....



1. WINE--oh beautiful wine....

2. My doctors.I know I say I hate um but here I am ...waiting for the US FG get together.and very much alive.........yep still waiting....here I am..........still here---------------

3. My family --which is first of course and will always be.....

4. The new 7inch dildo I just bought---haaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa oh yeah and they make this stuff that makes you feel like a "virgin" again-- Iorderd that by the case load......LOL LOL LOL

Don't hold this one againt me in the AM---cuz I suure feel good tonight!@! I love you all so much....I never seem to get on here enough for goodnesssakes but will promise to keep it upbeat from here on out.....YES I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Aww mom that was a wonderful post good to hear the smile in your voice.

Love your 4 things I am grateful for list... here goes mine for ya

My family

My health

My job/company believe it or not, as they just keep paying me and keep praising me and job security is huge for me.

My friends, many of whom are from here.

Ohhhh my goodness! What a post!.....I am truly embarassed but then again you all had a good laugh! LOL I felt like death warmed over this morning and I am quite sure it WON'T be happening again soon... Oh yeah--the naughty party was quite the event..I have never seen so much...ummmmmmmmm stuff? :sneaky: LOL But it was a lot of fun...I actually am just getting around for the day if that tells you anything about how ICKY I felt during the night....Oh well--it was great fun I guess!:-6 Have a great day!!!!

So glad you were able to enjoy yourself, Mom. More of the same please. :-4

mominiowa wrote: Ohhhh my goodness! What a post!Never mind the groans, young lady, I thought you'd promised us the photos they all took of you striking poses and pouting.

I've got broadband, I can even watch videos if you're that sophisticated in Iowa. You've redefined an entire State for me in just 24 hours.

ArnoldLayne wrote: Dont be embarrased. You can order extra batteries online nowadays. Its something you should never run out of :yh_whistlI thought most cameras had chargers!

spot wrote: I thought most cameras had chargers!


I just love irony.

:yh_bigsmi Batteries??????? You mean they take batteries??:-3:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl