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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:59 pm
by charity2k4
Your lips look like strawberries can i taste them ..?:-3
God must be sending out a search party for a 'missing Angel' :-4
my favorite animal is p**** can i stroke yours :-3
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:01 pm
by charity2k4
oops you said best..lol
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:01 pm
by Uncle Kram
You don't sweat much for a fat lass
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:02 pm
by chonsigirl
Oh Unc'!:wah:
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:04 pm
by chonsigirl
I am so old, I don't remember what they were now!:wah:
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:05 pm
by Uncle Kram
Pinky wrote: Wow, I bet that one's worked several times!:D
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:13 pm
by charity2k4
lets do breakfast, you provide the 'fried eggs; and i 'll whip out some sausage
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:16 pm
by buttercup
my brothers always told me the best way to get a girl was to ignore her for most of the evening & be charming to her friends, it will irritate her, she will question herself & then you move in for the kill
it always worked :-2
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:20 pm
by charity2k4
do you belive in re-incarnation, i do, i'm hoping to come back as your vibrator :-2
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:29 pm
by Hugh Janus
"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
"Unfertilised, now P*SS OFF!!!" :-3
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:32 pm
by Uncle Kram
Hugh Janus wrote: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
"Unfertilised, now P*SS OFF!!!" :-3
there speaks the voice of experience :wah:
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:36 pm
by Uncle Kram
"You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all my mates that you did anyway".
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:48 pm
by buttercup
Uncle Kram wrote: "You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all my mates that you did anyway".
you know my brothers dont you :sneaky:
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:51 pm
by annabelle
Uncle Kram wrote: "You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all my mates that you did anyway".
Hmmm ... that might work ...lol
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:57 pm
by Hugh Janus
Do you want an Ice Cream Sundae? Cos if you come any nearer I will crush your nuts!!!
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:00 pm
by annabelle
Hugh Janus wrote: Do you want an Ice Cream Sundae? Cos if you come any nearer I will crush your nuts!!!
:yh_rotfl " Makes a mental note to remember that one" .... should I ever need it,
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:08 pm
by annabelle
I seem to remember someone saying to me once, "If your legs lead to heaven I'll die a happy man!" ....
How cheesy! ... :wah:
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:52 am
by sunny104
ArnoldLayne wrote:
My name's Arnold, so you know what to scream
I like that!
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:35 am
by cherandbuster
"Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them."
"Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus." (perhaps a better homosexual pick-up line)
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:41 pm
by Uncle Kram
Pinky wrote: My name's Luce
Well I hope your last name is Woman
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:04 pm
by Shweet tatersalad
I love every bone in your body...Includeing mine.
Do you have a map?...because i have been lost in your eyes for hours.
You and me are nothing but mammals,so why don't we do it like they do on the discovery channel.
Hi,do you think you are drunk enough to talk too me yet?
Are your feet sore? because you have been running through my mind all night.
I never used any of these,but what did work for me was a simple Wanna Dance?And I was always clean,groomed and very good at dancing,And always smelled good.And my fav line of all time was You smell wonderful,what are you wearing?.:-4
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:05 pm
by Uncle Kram
Pinky wrote:
Cheeky bugger!:wah:
That's a yes then :wah:
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:03 pm
by Uncle Kram
Shweet tatersalad wrote: I love every bone in your body...Includeing mine.
Do you have a map?...because i have been lost in your eyes for hours.
You and me are nothing but mammals,so why don't we do it like they do on the discovery channel.
Hi,do you think you are drunk enough to talk too me yet?
Are your feet sore? because you have been running through my mind all night.
I never used any of these,but what did work for me was a simple Wanna Dance?And I was always clean,groomed and very good at dancing,And always smelled good.And my fav line of all time was You smell wonderful,what are you wearing?.:-4
Jeez, what a smoothie :wah:
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:10 pm
by sunny104
I love every bone in your body...Includeing mine.
this one's my favorite!
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:29 pm
by Sheryl
Just came across this one...
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:51 am
by cherandbuster
Sheryl wrote: Just came across this one...
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
If a guy uses this one
I think he'll go home and have to take care of business himself :rolleyes:
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:46 am
by sunny104
Sheryl wrote: Just came across this one...
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
:D :wah:
I like to do that at McDonald's....start putting Mc in front of every word....I'm a McDork, I know......
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:59 am
by sunny104
Pinky wrote: McFabulous!
you're McFunny!! :wah:
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:02 am
by Sheryl
You are both McNerds.
;)
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:00 pm
by Shweet tatersalad
cherandbuster wrote: If a guy uses this one
I think he'll go home and have to take care of business himself :rolleyes:
So then he would be seeing the hand-burgler,as you call it.
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:37 pm
by cherandbuster
Shweet tatersalad wrote: So then he would be seeing the hand-burgler,as you call it.
Oh Shweet
You are the witty one
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:14 pm
by Uncle Kram
Sheryl wrote: Just came across this one...
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Don't you mean McMcDonalds?
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:16 pm
by Sheryl
:wah: yea that's what i meant. :-3
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:06 am
by Uncle Kram
I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah, I thought 'he's trying to pull a fast one'.
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:15 am
by Uncle Kram
Hamster wrote: I have had:
"Do you have any Yorkshire in you??? You do?? Would you like some more??"
Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww:-5
That was Phil Lynott of Thin Lizzys usual from the stage (except Irish of course)
