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1. Remember in old movies when women used to swoon and "take to the bed" for days at a time? That never happens. We're stronger than that. That being said, if we ever decide to "take to the bed" for days at a time, there's not a thing you can do about it.



2. Sometimes we think we really understand men. Then we regain consciousness.

3. Superskinny women really irritate us. We hate when they say, "Sometimes I just forget to eat." Now, I've forgotten my anniversary and where I parked my car. But I've never forgotten to eat.

4. We do like to have sex, just not at midnight when we have to get up at the crack of dawn to feed two kids, three dogs, and a pair of fat goldfish.

5. We'll gladly agree to stop complaining about our "time of the month" if men will kindly take over the little chores of childbearing, morning sickness, and postpartum emotional swings. Deal?

6. Women really do want to be on time. It's just that everything starts so darned early.

7. We know high heels are sexy, but we'll take our comfy black Uggs any day of the week.

8. Homespun wisdom from someone who knows: Just because we're southern belles doesn't mean we have bats in our belfries.

9. We really do like to cook. It's just that we cooked so much for our boyfriends before we got married that we're sick of being in the kitchen. Sorry you missed it.

10. Men are free to think they're the boss, as long as they know we're the chairman of the board.

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#2 Is my favorite

2. Sometimes we think we really understand men. Then we regain consciousness.
Ain't that the truth!:wah:

I like #10................

My mother always told my father:

"You are the head of the house, but I'm the neck that turns that head..........."

6. Women really do want to be on time. It's just that everything starts so darned early.



yes yes this is the absolute truth you have to believe us on this really!!!!

Interesting interesting, here 10 things you don't know about men. And 2 you don't seem to know about yourselves.

1. We know how to use washing machines, we just pretend we don't.

2. We also know how to cook, again we just pretend we can't.

3. We know when you are trying to f~ck with our heads and we know that we are not going to win an argument, right or wrong, especially when we are right, we just keep it going out of some perverse masochism.

4. We know that size matters as does money and social sucess in reverse order.

5. We know that you discuss your sex lives in detail with each other, we don't.

6. We don't like women who are so skinny that they look like 14 year old hermaphrodites, though we are as about as attracted to obese women as you are to obese men, in all things a happy median.

7. We like women, but we don't want to be like women, and we don't want women to be like men. (except for transexuals I suppose)

8. There are a small number of mysoginistic men out there, but the vast majority of men do not think women are inferior, or stupid, or illogical (well maybe a little illogical). However, we don't understand you, but so what?, you don't have to become a woman to love one.

9. We know that you care about us and we do apreciate it, or else you wouldn't devote so much time thinking about us, I must admit that men worry less about the way women are than visa versa, perhaps thats because we don't want to look too deep or it might involve having to do more chores.

10. We are aware that when you are asking us what we think of how you look in a certain outfit, you are not actually looking for a critique of said garment, but want reassurance that we are still attracted to you, however, we still get it wrong often we are just trying to annoy you.

11. The only people who care or will even look at the shoes you just bought for 1,450 dollars are other women, the shoe salesman, and Gay designers. Men don't give a stuff about such things, we just look at the whole package we dont worry about the accessories. You may love them, but we don't and you wont find mr right by wearing fancy shoes, trust me, if he likes you cause of your shoes, he is gay.

12. You are being ridiculously overcharged for your haircuts, cosmetics, underwear, over-wear, and especially....shoes.

One other thing, we do love ye and we think ye are great (yes some men are bstards but then again so are some women), most people are decent and just try to muddle through and do their best. Try not to forget that, you might become disaffected.

That was cute-and it got you to notice us women!:D

Galbally wrote: One other thing, we do love ye and we think ye are great (yes some men are bstards but then again so are some women), most people are decent and just try to muddle through and do their best. Try not to forget that, you might become disaffected.


hey this is Galbally's help column again excellent

And here are 10 things that only women understand...



10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.

9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.

8. Crying can be fun.

7. FAT CLOTHES.

6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.

5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.

4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.

2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:

1. OTHER WOMEN!



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chonsigirl wrote: That was cute-and it got you to notice us women!:D


I pride myself on noticing women as often as possible! I'd never miss you CG, I'm very fond of you!

minks wrote: hey this is Galbally's help column again excellent


Sorry, I can't seem to stop now that I've started again. How is the hair coming by the way? We certainly do notice womens hair alright, unlike shoes.

Galbally wrote: Sorry, I can't seem to stop now that I've started again. How is the hair coming by the way? We certainly do notice womens hair alright, unlike shoes.


Oh Galbally never stop on my account I am just teasing you, ahahaha hair yes well I look a fright don't I, well perhaps I will try a fancy french braid.

Do men really take note of womens hair and is it true men prefer long hair over short? Blondes to Brunettes but red heads the best?

chonsigirl wrote: I like #10................



My mother always told my father:



"You are the head of the house, but I'm the neck that turns that head..........."


My Dad bought an egg-timer for Mum. It was mounted on a piece of wood which bore the words - "I am the master of this house, and whatever my wife says shall be done."

OpenMind wrote: My Dad bought an egg-timer for Mum. It was mounted on a piece of wood which bore the words - "I am the master of this house, and whatever my wife says shall be done."


did it hold true then?

minks wrote: did it hold true then?


Hehehe. She had her methods. She confided in me one day.:-6

OpenMind wrote: Hehehe. She had her methods. She confided in me one day.:-6
hehehehe we women do that...have methods ya know

minks wrote: Oh Galbally never stop on my account I am just teasing you, ahahaha hair yes well I look a fright don't I, well perhaps I will try a fancy french braid.

Do men really take note of womens hair and is it true men prefer long hair over short? Blondes to Brunettes but red heads the best?


Well any hair is better than none, men have their preferences, but I am a red head kinda guy myself, and long hair as well, it must be an Irish thing with the red hair. Still I don't disciminate.

minks wrote: hehehehe we women do that...have methods ya know


I'll tell you after my sugly sleep.

Galbally wrote: Well any hair is better than none, men have their preferences, but I am a red head kinda guy myself, and long hair as well, it must be an Irish thing with the red hair. Still I don't disciminate.


I think it stands true here as well

minks wrote: Oh Galbally never stop on my account I am just teasing you, ahahaha hair yes well I look a fright don't I, well perhaps I will try a fancy french braid.

Do men really take note of womens hair and is it true men prefer long hair over short? Blondes to Brunettes but red heads the best?


Absolutely love long hair on a woman. Any colour as long as it is the natural colour.:-4

some men don't realise women may be interested in anything. I have several strange reactions to liking certain things:-

Red dwarf

Terry Prattchett

Robert Rankin

Monty Pythons

To name but a few. I remember one website I joined in search of more info about books by Rob Grant and everyone there assumed I was a bloke I only realised when I went out to make a herbal tea and someone typed that "we must have scared him off"...I put them straight and suddenly got a lot more replies :wah:



Another thing is sometimes women value men as friends .....just good friends without fancying them. Actually some women havent learnt that one yet lol