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I'm athletically challenged but I could probably handle the heavy drinking.... :wah:

Clancy wrote: Only if its coupled with this event: "Gratuitous flirting, and giving the games master the big eye: "
well that goes without saying....:yh_battin

ArnoldLayne wrote: Darts might just be your game then
I actually used to be very good at darts and pool! :-6

sunny104 wrote: I actually used to be very good at darts and pool! :-6


Pool ???? didn't see swimming on clancys list

Clancy

You are so funny :-4

I'd like to participate in the following:

-- Gratuitous flirting. If no one objects, may I be the Team Captain?

-- Heavy drinking. Although I'm no expert, I think I'd have a great time trying to win.

-- Sheep hurling. I've only done this with goats before, but I assume I can use the same strategy.

-- Indecent exposure. My only prerequisite is that Nomie and GBally are on my team. And I want lots of practice time. Lots.

Can I play? :p

So, if Games Master=Clancy, I'm up for a go at the flirting part!



:yh_battin :yh_battin :yh_giggle

I'll just watch .......... and look after the first aid kit:wah:

Might I inquire as to the possibility of adding a 3-legged race to the

line-up? I'm really good at those...



:yh_bigsmi



:yh_giggle



:yh_whistl

ArnoldLayne wrote: My name has been on the cake eating trophy for the last 4 years. Last year, I got disqualified for pulling Mrs Miggins hair, as she came into the final straight of the over 40's egg and spoon race. She was leading by a nose and since she was up on points, after knocking me out in the boxing, I thought I'd give her a tug. That set me back but I climbed my way into contention with a good result in the mixed-doubles badger wrestling. Me and Mrs Jones the postmistress, a long time mud wrestling partner, won by two falls and a submission


Tell me Arnold, have you and the postmistress got a thing goin' on? :-3

Clancy wrote: I was going to include swimming , Bez, but could you imagine this lot in a pool? Half drunk, and trying to swim in the right direction ????



They'd need ten ligeguards so know one drowned. :-3


Shame...I had some ideas for a novelty backstroke race...

Oh, no bikinis for us then!

*getting out suntan lotion*

I'll volunteer to be a lifeguard, I see you needed one.

I always like to be helpful.........................

I came last in a sack race once....just couldn't see where i was going with the bloomin thing on my head !

Bez wrote: I came last in a sack race once....just couldn't see where i was going with the bloomin thing on my head !
:yh_rotfl

that's why I'm sticking to beer drinking and flirting....

:-6 Thank you, Clancy!

Clancy wrote: Of course you can play, Cher

In fact , first award for showing keen ness, and willingness to have a bit of exposure with Nomad & Galbally , goes to Cher.






YEAH!!

*puts medal around neck and displays it most proudly*

*rushes to hire a speechwriter*

*who on FG can I get on the cheap?*:-3

cherandbuster wrote: *rushes to hire a speechwriter*

*who on FG can I get on the cheap?*:-3


I think I saw an advert posted on the garden shed door Cher...might be worth a look

Clancy wrote: A late event has been introduced. It's online coherant sentence scrabble. This event is to cater for the more cerebral members who might want to participate.





Tonight's random words are as follows:



*Heck How Did Roped Into Bollocks Anyway I This Get The*





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mmm how did you??



I'm wearing my gymslip, who do I have to recite Shakespeare to?

Be warned I have already taken part in the drinking, another hour and you'll find me at the longjump. :wah:

Nay, but this dotage of our general's

O'erflows the measure: those his goodly eyes,

That o'er the files and musters of the war

Have glow'd like plated Mars, now bend, now turn,

The office and devotion of their view

Upon a tawny front: his captain's heart,

Which in the scuffles of great fights hath burst

The buckles on his breast, reneges all temper,

And is become the bellows and the fan

To cool a gipsy's lust

HRrrmph! I would like to nominate a new category to be included in the "games."

The category will be called..."Buy a second hand greenhouse, dismantle it to take home, and then rebuild it."

I must confess I have been practising this event this afternoon.

It seemed so easy to dismantle the damn thing. However, the next day, after a few whiskies the night before. It seems as if the memory is not what it used to be. :-3



(I am sure it had a flat floor and a pointy roof, not the other way round!"

Clancy wrote: A late event has been introduced. It's online coherant sentence scrabble. This event is to cater for the more cerebral members who might want to participate.



Tonight's random words are as follows:

*Heck How Did Roped Into Bollocks Anyway I This Get The*


How The Heck Did I Get Roped Into This Bullocks Anyway:)

Did I win? Did I win?

cherandbuster wrote: How The Heck Did I Get Roped Into This Bullocks Anyway:)

Did I win? Did I win?


Close, but no cigar :p

Betty Boop wrote: mmm how did you??



I'm wearing my gymslip, who do I have to recite Shakespeare to?

Be warned I have already taken part in the drinking, another hour and you'll find me at the longjump. :wah:


:yh_rotfl ...



Can you pass the Gymslip to Arnie to wear and take a photo please....I'll be back later to view.....oh yes.....and give him a lollipop !!!

[quote=Clancy]Eloquently said, Betty.........and because you managed to quote one with the word lust, from one of the other categories, you deserve two gongs:)



Why thanks Clancy

:guitarist [QUOTE]Bullocks how the heck did I get roped into this anyway....!!![/QUOTE]:rolleyes:

I wanna play...I wanna play. And being as it looks like a bunch of wimps here I wish to participate in the Cow Patty Throwing. Used to be pretty good at that in my hayday and wasn't too bad at the Meadow Muffin Toss either. Where do I sign up??

Now where did I put my

Attached files

Uncle Kram wrote: Close, but no cigar :p


Uncle Kram

Let me have another drink or two

And then I'll have another go at the phrase! :p

my husband thinks it's SO funny when I use the word 'bullocks'..........

sunny104 wrote: my husband thinks it's SO funny when I use the word 'bullocks'..........


Oh Sunny

Your U.K. friends are rubbing off on you :-6

Awww

The Pinkster got out of the Garden Games

And got a beautiful compliment from our Clance :-4