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Thanks, ya jerk....I just saw your sig line and bashed both my knees on the desk when I pushed myself away. Get rid of that damn thing, or I can't hang out here!!!! Is that what you want?? Are you trying to get rid of me??? You are MEAN!!!!

Sweets Sugar What

Go BR, I've been waiting for the boom to fall on Nomad's head all afternoon....:wah:

Woo !! BR means business ... I didn't think it was that bad in defense of NOMAD.. :p

Pinky wrote:

He's onlt saying Hi BR!!!! I'd be chuffed if it was me!
ONLY saying hi??? ONLY saying hi????????? Did you SEE that nasty thing?? Creepy, crawly 8-legged, unnatural disgusting FREAK!!! And the spider was pretty hideous, too.

Whoops I missed the spider.. !! Damit Nomad quit doing that to BR...

Pinky wrote: I didn't see any spider!? :-2


I didn't see ANYTHING......

:wah: He took it out, it was a big crawly one too!

Pinky wrote: I didn't see any spider!? :-2
It was there, believe me. An animated gif, a big nasty tarantula crawling across the screen in his sig line with the words, "Yoohoo, babyrider..." The big JERK!!!!

tmbsgrl wrote: I miss everything...




Wanna see ? :-6

BabyRider wrote: It was there, believe me. An animated gif, a big nasty tarantula crawling across the screen in his sig line with the words, "Yoohoo, babyrider..." The big JERK!!!!


He must be bored....you'd think he'd have some chores to do wouldn't you....like sorting his pooter !

Bez wrote: He must be bored....you'd think he'd have some chores to do wouldn't you....like sorting his pooter !




I went to the grocery store, put up a large foyer light fixture, cleaned up and vaccumed the stairs. Whats left except to wreak havoc ?

Nomad wrote: Wanna see ? :-6


You're so EVIL !!! :yh_devil :yh_devil :yh_devil

Nomad wrote: I went to the grocery store, put up a large foyer light fixture, cleaned up and vaccumed the stairs. Whats left except to wreak havoc ?


Blimey....

Hey Guys.. I woke up this morning to an email from Nomad asking if he'd been banned??? (Hey that sounds like a good blues song). What's going on???



Woke up dis mornin findin Nomie done gone

Yeah I woke up did mornin findin Nomie done gone

And a big spidee crawlin

What the fuuuck's goin on

Watch out !!! he's up to something folks !!!

AussiePam wrote: Hey Guys.. I woke up this morning to an email from Nomad asking if he'd been banned??? (Hey that sounds like a good blues song). What's going on???





Woke up dis mornin findin Nomie done gone

Yeah I woke up did mornin findin Nomie done gone

And a big spidee crawlin

What the fuuuck's goin on






Marvin Gaye already did that.

I think it is time to get NOMAD back to his room. I think it's time for his medication.. :p

[QUOTE]The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag and filled it with rocks, and he would go around and whap the other children across the face with it. Man, I think my heart almost broke. Later the boy came up and offered to give me the toy. This was too much! I reached out my hand, but then he ran away. I chased him down and took the enema bag. He cried a little, but that's the way of these people. [/QUOTE]

Nomad wrote: Marvin Gaye already did that.


Woke up dis mornin without Marvin Gaye

And an enema bag - (I done thrown that away)

I ain't had no coffee

Someone sure gonna pay

AussiePam your good,a real good..!! :wah: :wah:

[QUOTE]Woke up dis mornin without Marvin Gaye

And an enema bag - (I done thrown that away)

I ain't had no coffee

Someone sure gonna pay[/QUOTE]

AussiePam wrote: Woke up dis mornin without Marvin Gaye

And an enema bag - (I done thrown that away)

I ain't had no coffee

Someone sure gonna pay






Stunning ! Brilliant ! Superb ! Outstanding ! Grammy material ! Bravo ! Encore ! Encore !

AussiePam wrote: Hey Guys.. I woke up this morning to an email from Nomad asking if he'd been banned??? (Hey that sounds like a good blues song). What's going on???





Woke up dis mornin findin Nomie done gone

Yeah I woke up did mornin findin Nomie done gone

And a big spidee crawlin

What the fuuuck's goin on
I had the same problem. I do believe FG was off-line for a bit this morning.

Carla - gimme a hand. Let's drag the old Nomie back to his little beddie, and take his temperature (with a daffodil).. Nurse pam is reporting for duty..

Nomad wrote: Stunning ! Brilliant ! Superb ! Outstanding ! Grammy material ! Bravo ! Encore ! Encore !


Yeah yeah... that's what they all say !!!! It'll get you nowhere!!!!:sneaky:

You got it girl he needs to be put down and fast before he hurts himself..

BabyRider wrote: I had the same problem. I do believe FG was off-line for a bit this morning.


And Nomie thought he had been banned... MMMmmmmmm... Okay, the guilty conscience. I've only just got up, but which fascinating, mindblowing, management attracting, last straw, blood-spilling, really evil, now-you-are-out-of-here-Nomie, threads do I need to rush in to read? I'm smelling blood. I'm salivating.. Heck I've got a hard on.. ooops, no I'm a girl, I can't do that can I... um...

AussiePam wrote: And Nomie thought he had been banned... MMMmmmmmm... Okay, the guilty conscience. I've only just got up, but which fascinating, mindblowing, management attracting, last straw, blood-spilling, really evil, now-you-are-out-of-here-Nomie, threads do I need to rush in to read? I'm smelling blood. I'm salivating.. Heck I've got a hard on.. ooops, no I'm a girl, I can't do that can I... um...




Actually yes.

I knew if I sat at your feet long enough, Nomie, I'd learn something amazing!!!!

Grin. Go Pinky!! Just don't sit at JB's feet. Horses have paled at that. Or near Arnold's tummy, on accounta the belly button fuzz. Nomad's little tootsies are comparatively salubrious. Some people sit at Galbally's instructional feet, but that's kinda weird. I heard that he came off badly some time ago in a close up and personal encounter with a beansidhe and his feet got turned backwards on him.

GUFFAW, Pinky!!!

I had that story as a translation question in an Irish language exam.

Apparently this faerie lady was pretty sure of the level of respect due to her. One day she was fiddling about when onto the scene came a young country boy, somewhat unskilled in dealing with women of such elevated status. He misguidedly hit on her. She apparently gave him the steely eye and sure and that would have been quite enough to wilt his amorous inclinations. But she hadn't finished. "I'd as soon eat a red **** on a Friday* than walk out with a beardless boy", she said, and turned his feet backwards on him.

*(For the filthy minded. In the exam this was not at least I don't think it was intended as durrrrty innuendo, but rather referred to the local religious requirements concerning meat eating on a fast day.)

This is one of the scariest stories I know. And yes, I passed the exam.

The only trickier translation I ever got was to put something from Caesar's Gallic Wars into Latin. The passage began ... "Worse was yet to come". And that was not an unfair assessment. It involved earthworks, ditches, and those Monty Pythonesque machines which toss stones and plague ridden corpses over ramparts.

AussiePam wrote: Nurse pam is reporting for duty..
'Bout time. You're late for my sponge bath.

Accountable wrote: 'Bout time. You're late for my sponge bath.


:wah: Acc :wah:

AussiePam wrote: GUFFAW, Pinky!!!

I had that story as a translation question in an Irish language exam.

Apparently this faerie lady was pretty sure of the level of respect due to her. One day she was fiddling about when onto the scene came a young country boy, somewhat unskilled in dealing with women of such elevated status. He misguidedly hit on her. She apparently gave him the steely eye and sure and that would have been quite enough to wilt his amorous inclinations. But she hadn't finished. "I'd as soon eat a red **** on a Friday* than walk out with a beardless boy", she said, and turned his feet backwards on him.

*(For the filthy minded. In the exam this was not at least I don't think it was intended as durrrrty innuendo, but rather referred to the local religious requirements concerning meat eating on a fast day.)

This is one of the scariest stories I know. And yes, I passed the exam.

The only trickier translation I ever got was to put something from Caesar's Gallic Wars into Latin. The passage began ... "Worse was yet to come". And that was not an unfair assessment. It involved earthworks, ditches, and those Monty Pythonesque machines which toss stones and plague ridden corpses over ramparts.
Ha-I knew the prof' to give me the Latin exam was also a lawyer, so I studied Cicero, Cicero and more Cicero. Yeah, I got a lengthy Cicero oneto translate, then some little know piece out of Livy-and that was full of doube entendres too. I translated it plain, sneaky peeks...............