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6. A Berlin resident, Mark Voegel succumbed first to his pet black widow spider, then to the rest of his creepy zoo. Voegel, who kept a vast menagerie of snakes, lizards and insects, was fatally bitten by Bettina the black widow spider. Then his dead body became hearth, home and restaurant for his menagerie, as spiders took up residence in his corpse, thousands of termites nibbled away at his flesh and snakes and lizards ripped chunks of flesh from his bones. Neighbours alerted police after the smell from Voegel's house became too revolting to be normal, and police broke in to find his corpse on the sofa and his zoo living off him.

that could be me in a few years.

2. This eating story happened a couple of years ago, but, like many stories, came to light only recently as a result of a long-drawn-out court case. Sophie Matlala, a hopsital cleaner in South Africa opted for the goulash at the canteen of the Medforum Hospital in Pretoria and as she tucked into it, came across a lump of meat that she was unable to chew. Further inspection revealed the meat to be a piece of cooked penis. Whether the organ was human or animal, no one could establish. Ms Matlala is now a vegetarian.

:-2 :wah: