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You've got to be careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.

Better to be quiet and be thought a fool than speak up and remove all doubt.

The road to a friend's house is never long.

Beauty Comes in all sizes

Great stuff Arnold.. :wah: :wah:

[QUOTE]7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

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1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Every journey starts with a single step.

19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night



Good find Arnold, these are 2 of my favourites from the list.

Never underestimate the power of chocolate

Marie5656 wrote: Never underestimate the power of chocolate


Oh yes, one of life's most important guidelines!!:-4

Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you're gonna get.

SO TRUE...!!

[QUOTE]20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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Marie5656 wrote: Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you're gonna get.


But here is doesn't matter because all chocolates are wonderful!:wah:

The only constant thing in life is change.

Never take Ex-lax, a stool softener and sleeping pill together.