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I could do with a whole lot of sympathy right now. I have a bruised bum and a sore cocksix (sp).

I went to the beach this afternoon, it was too hot so I was in and out of the sea....well it got a bit rough and I was being clever and jumping the waves and this huge one came and lifted me right up and washed me onto the shore, I landed on my bum like a ton of bricks on the only stony part of the beach.

And now its bruised and hurts when I sit. :wah:

Why me?

SnoozeControl wrote: Ow, poor you. And think how silly you looked.

I'm not very good with this sympathy thing, am I?


That ok! I never got any at the time either. everyone just laughed, so did I til I felt the pain. :wah:

I'm sure Pete will kiss it better for you. :-4



Dont ya just hate it when you land on your cocksix?

Oh poor you! Ouch, that cocksix is a real bugger when you bang it! :wah:





I'm sorry Pina but the tears are streming down my face, was that a deliberate misspelling?



:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

abbey wrote: I'm sure Pete will kiss it better for you. :-4



Dont ya just hate it when you land on your cocksix?


I'll try anything to take the pain away.

Betty Boop wrote: Oh poor you! Ouch, that cocksix is a real bugger when you bang it! :wah:





I'm sorry Pina but the tears are streming down my face, was that a deliberate misspelling?



:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl


No! but it looks good dont it. :wah:

SnoozeControl wrote: Kind of made me a little hot, to tell you the truth. :yh_sweat


Certainly sounds like something we should be looking for at Ann Summers! :wah:

Well this went south in a hurry..!! love it.

Sorry Pina for your bruises, next time try body surfing the wave much easier than fighting them..

Betty Boop wrote: Oh poor you! Ouch, that cocksix is a real bugger when you bang it! :wah:





I'm sorry Pina but the tears are streming down my face, was that a deliberate misspelling?



:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl


That's no way to talk about our friend Six

Uncle Kram wrote: That's no way to talk about our friend Six


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Uncle Kram wrote: That's no way to talk about our friend Six


Is he sore too. :wah:

Sorry for your pain...I've been there! Obviously, your sense of humor's still intact, if not your cocksix! (Is it swollen? :wah: )