Things You DON'T Say to the Cops!
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:35 am
:-2 When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
• Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
• I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
• Yeah, you can see my license and registration, officer, but could you hold my beer for a minute?
• Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
• You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
• Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
• Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
• Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
• I pay your salary!
• I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
• Wow! You look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.
• Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
• I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.
• I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!
• How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
• Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
• Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on "COPS" last week on TV?
• Hey, wasn't your daughter a pork queen?
• You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
• "Bad Cop! No Donut!"
• Want to race to the station, Sparky?
• I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout!
• You'll never get those cuffs on me...You *****!
• On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.
• Is it true that people become policemen because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
• So, are you still crabby because your mama didn't let you play with your gun when you were little?
• Wow, You look just like the guy in the picture next to my girlfriend's bed.
( Found on uglyjackass.com)
• Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
• I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
• Yeah, you can see my license and registration, officer, but could you hold my beer for a minute?
• Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
• You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
• Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
• Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
• Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
• I pay your salary!
• I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
• Wow! You look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.
• Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
• I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.
• I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!
• How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
• Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
• Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on "COPS" last week on TV?
• Hey, wasn't your daughter a pork queen?
• You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
• "Bad Cop! No Donut!"
• Want to race to the station, Sparky?
• I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout!
• You'll never get those cuffs on me...You *****!
• On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.
• Is it true that people become policemen because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
• So, are you still crabby because your mama didn't let you play with your gun when you were little?
• Wow, You look just like the guy in the picture next to my girlfriend's bed.
( Found on uglyjackass.com)
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