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Any ideas ?

Cotton or silk?

Egyptian cotton is sweet !

I'd like to taste some. Do you have any?

You seem pretty cool but if you tell me you want to lick my sheets Im going to throw up. :wah:

Ommmm and Nomie

I'd lick your sheets anytime

cherandbuster wrote: Ommmm and Nomie



I'd lick your sheets anytime


That would certainly save on laundry. :-6

cherandbuster wrote: Ommmm and Nomie



I'd lick your sheets anytime




Now we know your dirty secrets. Ok so this thread shall be about fetishes !

Nomad wrote: Now we know your dirty secrets. Ok so this thread shall be about fetishes !


No, don't tickle me!!!

What kind of thread count are you looking at?

Why would anybody want to lick sheet?

Crème brûlée wrote: What kind of thread count are you looking at?



Why would anybody want to lick sheet?


You can find out a lot about a person by licking their sheets. Did you not know that?

Crème brûlée wrote: What kind of thread count are you looking at?



Why would anybody want to lick sheet?




Dont chince on bed sheets. Thats my very best advice. Ever. I just blew my wad.

Did some one say FEET,OOOOOOOOOOOOMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY god,I'm pitch'in a tent already.

Shweet tatersalad wrote: Did some one say FEET,OOOOOOOOOOOOMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY god,I'm pitch'in a tent already.






Way too much info salad

ok,ok, I thought someone had a lisp,Got exicted for a moment,it's over now.

But feet are shexy.

Shweet tatersalad wrote: ok,ok, I thought someone had a lisp,Got exicted for a moment,it's over now.

But feet are shexy.


Ok this is making me very uncomfortable, you have to go now. :wah:

Nomad wrote: Ok this is making me very uncomfortable, you have to go now. :wah:


Can you just imagine what would happen when the toes start curling up?!:-2

Hey, a thread thread. That works for me.

I thought this thread was about sheets and I was going to brag on my 1000 thread count that I just bought. However, I see that it's about feet! So, I'll brag about my feet instead. A stranger kissed them once at the local swimming pool because he couldn't resist them.

Zapata wrote: I thought this thread was about sheets and I was going to brag on my 1000 thread count that I just bought. However, I see that it's about feet! So, I'll brag about my feet instead. A stranger kissed them once at the local swimming pool because he couldn't resist them.


I trust you returned the favour of his uncontrollable urges with a quick kick in the teeth.

:p :p :p

I was somewhat used to that sort of adoration but my friend called him a sick %$#@^&** and he swam away. Come to think of it he looked a little like that picture of Shweet.

OpenMind wrote: You can find out a lot about a person by licking their sheets. Did you not know that?
I must ask. What can you find out about licking a person's sheets? YUCK! If they sleep naked and fart in bed?

Peg wrote: I must ask. What can you find out about licking a person's sheets? YUCK! If they sleep naked and fart in bed?


That's the kind of information you can find out among other things.

Peg wrote: I must ask. What can you find out about licking a person's sheets? YUCK! If they sleep naked and fart in bed?




Is this wrong ?

Nothing wrong with it at all. It's just something I really don't need to know about anyone.:rolleyes:

Nomad wrote: Dont chince on bed sheets. Thats my very best advice. Ever. I just blew my wad.


sheet!

Zapata wrote: I thought this thread was about sheets and I was going to brag on my 1000 thread count that I just bought. However, I see that it's about feet! So, I'll brag about my feet instead. A stranger kissed them once at the local swimming pool because he couldn't resist them.




I was wearing sandals and in line at the grocery store one day and the girl behind me commented on the appearance of my feet. She said they were very nice. I told her they seemed like regular feet to me. The cashier overheard her and she examined my feet as well. That was an uncomfortable situation for me. I wish that hadnt happened.

Peg wrote: Nothing wrong with it at all. It's just something I really don't need to know about anyone.:rolleyes:




Well if I ever enter your house Im making a beeline for the bedroom with my "mad scientist kit"

Nomad wrote: I was wearing sandals and in line at the grocery store one day and the girl behind me commented on the appearance of my feet. She said they were very nice. I told her they seemed like regular feet to me. The cashier overheard her and she examined my feet as well. That was an uncomfortable situation for me. I wish that hadnt happened.


Nomad, you just have to take those things in your stride.

OpenMind wrote: You can find out a lot about a person by licking their sheets. Did you not know that?
"Sheet"? I don thin so senior "holy sheet! aye cuumba"!

Zapata wrote: Nomad, you just have to take those things in your stride.




*boo...hiss* :wah:

:-2 while I won't be telling stories of licking sheets, I will say I love my flannel sheets. They are soo soft and warm.

Sheryl wrote: :-2 while I won't be telling stories of licking sheets, I will say I love my flannel sheets. They are soo soft and warm.




This is a fetish thread now. You have to talk about licking sheets. Its the rules !

Hmm I once accidently licked a laundry softner sheet. does that count?

made my toungue feel funny. :-3

Sheryl wrote: Hmm I once accidently licked a laundry softner sheet. does that count?



made my toungue feel funny. :-3




Funny how ? Funny like oooohh Im all hot now ?

No like a tingling almost numb feeling. :-3

Sheryl wrote: No like a tingling almost numb feeling. :-3




So fabric softener doesnt make you "frisky" ?

No sorry it doesn't.

What a letdown.

Zapata wrote: I was somewhat used to that sort of adoration but my friend called him a sick %$#@^&** and he swam away. Come to think of it he looked a little like that picture of Shweet.


Ok ,jigs up,you caught me.

anyway,licking sheets holds no merit.But too smell the sheets that a woman has slept in is a nice way too start your day.

I'm not telling, smelling, or licking anyones sheets period...:sneaky: I love expensive sheets Egyptian cotton is the rule..

Salad I'm going to have to add you to my crush list..

CARLA wrote: I'm not telling, smelling, or licking anyones sheets period...:sneaky: I love expensive sheets Egyptian cotton is the rule..



Salad I'm going to have to add you to my crush list..




Though doth protest too loudly. BUSTED !

Salad I'm going to have to add you to my crush list..


I am honored,good smelling women are worthy of worship.:sneaky:

OpenMind wrote: I'd like to taste some. Do you have any?


I've got some licorice bootlaces !

Bez wrote: I've got some licorice bootlaces !


I've tried those. They taste of licquorice. Strange that.

Shweet tatersalad wrote: Ok ,jigs up,you caught me.

anyway,licking sheets holds no merit.But too smell the sheets that a woman has slept in is a nice way too start your day.


I will say that just smelling the sheets is several steps above licking sheets on the 'FETISH SCALE'

I have just sat here and read this whole pile of sheet. Now I want to know if perhaps all of you are three sheets to the wind. I think you should all either sheet or get off the pot. :rolleyes:

I'm new and thought I'd look in and say "Hello"

satin sheets are great as well.:-2