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I have never picked mine. It was picked for me when I was born and I have had the same one since.

Clancy wrote: When I was born, I was the spit of, Winston Churchill





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That's why you are phlegmatic I guess.

Clancy wrote: Yes, OM.



Reliable and compassionate,....and I'm Church Of Scotland too





....it's a bit like, Cof E, only a bit more rowdy.





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If only CofE could be roused, let alone rowdy.:rolleyes:

If you can't blow it out, it would be a waste of natures tools not to pick, but I draw the line at chewing it

My Momma always said,YOU pick it YOU eat it.

Who wants to know?:sneaky:

Mama always told me "You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends...but you can't pick your friends noses!!"

Mama was very wise.

You can pick your friends and

You can pick your nose but

You CAN'T pick your friends nose. :-6

I have an unrepulsive non offensive completely acceptable method of eliminating the above mentioned waste. Thats all you need to know.

Thank you.

Believe me, if I COULD pick my nose, I'd have Julia Robert's!

Me no :yh_liar

My daughter does and wipes it down the back of the sofa and the little brat thinks i dont know :yh_shame

SnoozeControl wrote: I'm a little upset that six people voted that I'm getting on their nerves.

Nomad, you're only supposed to vote once, damn it!


Maybe we should all aim our bogies in his direction for yeh Snooze - see how he likes that :wah:

Clancy wrote: ,....and I'm Church Of Scotland too



....it's a bit like, Cof E, only a bit more rowdy.



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This really made me laugh... One of the many reasons why I love the Scots!!:)

I've not read any replies but anyone who voted that they didn't is a big fat liar, bums on fire.

Eww no way, i hate nose pickers :yh_sick

LL has just adopted this unsavoury pastime...god knows where she's picked it up from its not me!!

note to all nose pickers: USE A TISSUE! :rolleyes:

I don't believe you. :rolleyes:

crazygal;553099 wrote: I don't believe you. :rolleyes:


:wah: ew please ill admit to a lot of things but ive never raked my nose out...ew ew ewwww i do however have quite a nose blowing obsession

Yes, and now I will go and find a nosepicking smiley.

Nothing like it first thing in the morning though, sitting on the loo digging out the crusties then wiping them on the toilet tissue. You don't know what you're missing.

crazygal;553113 wrote: Nothing like it first thing in the morning though, sitting on the loo digging out the crusties then wiping them on the toilet tissue. You don't know what you're missing.


please ive just ate some haagen dazs ....:yh_sick shame on you dirty gertie

Red;553115 wrote: please ive just ate some haagen dazs ....:yh_sick shame on you dirty gertie


Mmm with pistachio nuts? lol

crazygal;553117 wrote: Mmm with pistachio nuts? lol


oooooh and i love pistachio nuts...now all ill think about are bogeys

Red;553120 wrote: oooooh and i love pistachio nuts...now all ill think about are bogeys


Well I haven't tasted them, going a bit too far but they are probably salty too.

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crazygal;553123 wrote: Well I haven't tasted them, going a bit too far but they are probably salty too.

:wah:


you havent tasted bogeys or pistachios?? oh no wait i dont want to know the answer to that :rolleyes:

Red;553125 wrote: you havent tasted bogeys or pistachios?? oh no wait i dont want to know the answer to that :rolleyes:


Pistachios of course, I love them!

Uncle Kram;370186 wrote: If you can't blow it out, it would be a waste of natures tools not to pick, but I draw the line at chewing it


Shweet tatersalad;370196 wrote: My Momma always said,YOU pick it YOU eat it.


crazygal;553113 wrote: Nothing like it first thing in the morning though, sitting on the loo digging out the crusties then wiping them on the toilet tissue. You don't know what you're missing.


Ewwwwwwwwwwww

The therapeutic effects of Nasal Excavation are well documented in a book by Dr. Raymond Proboscis.

some people use a pot for swilling the nasal passage:-3

It is no coincidence that the size if the forefinger is designed to fit exactly in the opening of your nostrils.

And please, it is not ‘picking your nose’ (very crude) it is called ‘digging for gold’.

what is up with people who do it while driving?? :yh_sick

of course not! real ladies don't do that!:sneaky:

Do you know whats really gross, when they say their raking their nostrils:-3:-3:-3

Do your kids pick their noses in public? I have watched all 4 of mine do it. What's worse and even funnier is watching somebody at the red light doing it.:wah: Always a good laugh especially when they notice you looking.:wah:

qsducks;1037865 wrote: Do your kids pick their noses in public? I have watched all 4 of mine do it. What's worse and even funnier is watching somebody at the red light doing it.:wah: Always a good laugh especially when they notice you looking.:wah:


Looked in my rear view mirror the other week to see this woman digging so deep she must of touched brains and then the dirty cow rummaged in her bag and started to eat an apple

You know what’s really feck’n disgusting (and to be honest I have only seen this in the States), is when someone blocks one of their nostrils, and then just blows to clear the other one.

It makes me sick.

mikeinie;1037915 wrote: You know what’s really feck’n disgusting (and to be honest I have only seen this in the States), is when someone blocks one of their nostrils, and then just blows to clear the other one.

It makes me sick.


ewwwwwww:-3

sunny104;1037751 wrote: what is up with people who do it while driving?? :yh_sick


They are no worse than bra adjusters, crotch adjusters, toe scratchers, ear pickers, zit poppers and blackhead squeezers.

:wah:Lon;1037929 wrote: They are no worse than bra adjusters, crotch adjusters, toe scratchers, ear pickers, zit poppers and blackhead squeezers.


you are talkin about jim arent you:wah:

Lon;1037929 wrote: They are no worse than bra adjusters, crotch adjusters, toe scratchers, ear pickers, zit poppers and blackhead squeezers.


how the heck can you adjust yer bra whilst driving, who holds your make-up compact and mobile phone:D

Lon;1037929 wrote: They are no worse than bra adjusters, crotch adjusters, toe scratchers, ear pickers, zit poppers and blackhead squeezers.Okay though, bra adjusting is like a freaking art!!!! It's also extremely complex to do... haha

I find when my nails are long, it like have a special spade on the end of your fingers to excavate your nose. But usually I blow and get rid. Unless it's really congested and will not shift. :)

Violetmay;1038004 wrote: I find when my nails are long, it like have a special spade on the end of your fingers to excavate your nose. But usually I blow and get rid. Unless it's really congested and will not shift. :)


thanks for sharing:wah::wah::wah::wah: