Dog
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:56 pm
I was at a market the other day, and bent down to pet a cute looking dog.
"Your dog doesn't bite, does he?" I asked the man standing next to me.
"No," he replied. "he'd lick you to death." As I patted it's head, it turned on me, giving me a nasty bite.
"I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" I snapped.
"It doesn't." He replied, "but it's not my dog."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Your dog doesn't bite, does he?" I asked the man standing next to me.
"No," he replied. "he'd lick you to death." As I patted it's head, it turned on me, giving me a nasty bite.
"I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" I snapped.
"It doesn't." He replied, "but it's not my dog."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!