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1. Eating a decent bowl of clam chowder and suddenly biting into sand.

2. Walking through the yard and getting a single strand of spiderweb across the middle of your face, which means you'll feel the thing for the next two hours, no matter much you've pawed at it.

3. Hearing a mosquito in the bedroom after you've just fallen asleep. If you turn on the light, you see nothing. Turn the light off and you'll hear the winged b**tard two inches from your face.

4. Eating scrambled eggs and crunching down on eggshell.

5. People who bring, rowdy, obnoxious kids to the movies.

6. When you can't figure out the song that is stuck in your head.

7. When the cover left off the toothpaste totally goes missing.

8. That movie that never gets better all the way to the end.

9. That piece of hair or fuzz that mysteriously gets on the back of your tongue, causing you to scratch, cough or gag uncontrollably.

10. Having 300 cable channels and there's still nothing to watch.

11.Getting in the shower and finding no soap.

12. Getting shot by the vice-president.

bigdumbswede wrote: 1. Eating a decent bowl of clam chowder and suddenly biting into sand.

2. Walking through the yard and getting a single strand of spiderweb across the middle of your face, which means you'll feel the thing for the next two hours, no matter much you've pawed at it.

3. Hearing a mosquito in the bedroom after you've just fallen asleep. If you turn on the light, you see nothing. Turn the light off and you'll hear the winged b**tard two inches from your face.

4. Eating scrambled eggs and crunching down on eggshell.

5. People who bring, rowdy, obnoxious kids to the movies.

6. When you can't figure out the song that is stuck in your head.

7. When the cover left off the toothpaste totally goes missing.

8. That movie that never gets better all the way to the end.

9. That piece of hair or fuzz that mysteriously gets on the back of your tongue, causing you to scratch, cough or gag uncontrollably.

10. Having 300 cable channels and there's still nothing to watch.

11.Getting in the shower and finding no soap.

12. Getting shot by the vice-president.


Dummies who insist on wearing baseball caps in reverse. Dammit man, why wear them at all, but to wear one back to front...GRRR!:-5 :-5

Policemen who don't know their etiquette, and show it by walking on the "wrong" side of a policewoman (The man should ALWAYS be on the outside of a lady - it dates back to pre-Victorian days when most roads were little better than muddy tracks, and therefore any mud splashed by a passing carriage would cover the gentleman first).

Women using foul language - I HATE hearing it.

Getting set on the potty and no Toilet paper (happens more to us gals tee hee)

People in line behind you that insist upon bumping you with their shopping cart.

Some ones barking dog at 2:00am

Chewing tobacco and spitting! GROSS!

OMG, these are ALL true!

Usually in a list there are 1 or 2 things that really strike a nerve, but ALL of these are really irritating! :wah:

Apart from no.12 which hopefully won't happen (eek!) but is funny anyway!

1. Eating a delicious piece of cake and you bite into a piece of baking soda or powder that didn't dissolve properly.bleh!

2. You're eating at a restaurant and there is a hair or an eyelash in your food. Makes you wonder what ELSE is in there!

3. People who turn the pages back as markers on books they take out of the library or read in a bookstore like Chapters.

4. People who adjust their false teeth in front of you while you/they are eating.

5. Men / women who adjust their um underwear (and what's in them) in front of you.